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Bruce Vayne

They'll never expect dinosaurs in space!

About Me

I like things that are cool. If something is cool I probably like it...yeah.
You are a
Social Liberal
(70% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(21% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Strong Democrat

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My Interests

Rachel, Guthrie, Guitar, Sex, Money, Food, Dranks, Plastic, Political uprising, Movies + more movies, Exploring various forms of expression, Chopsticks, Bass, Speeding, Comics, Blades, Criminology, Books, Making bitchy comments about total strangers, Peeing, The Colbert Report, Rollerderby.

I'd like to meet:

Steven Colbert, Glenn Danzig, Mike Patton, Benecio Del Toro, Guillermo Del Toro, Batman, God (prove me wrong), Norm Macdonald, the guy who scatched the paint on my new car, Christina Ricci, Vincent Price, Janeane Garofalo, Dave Chappelle, Terry from Reno 911, Artie Lange, Sister Mary Jane.
Your Fortune Is
Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator Yay! The dumbest shit ever!!!

Music:

Cash, Danzig, Faith No More, Fantomas, Tomahawk, The Melvins, Anna Oxygen, Slayer, Priest, Ludacris, E40, DJ, Jaded, Dance and Disappear, Dynasty, The Need, Otep, Prong, Carnivore, Missy Elliot, Johhny Thunders, One Down Two Dead, NIN, Moldy Peaches, Peaches, King Cobra, The Genitorturers, Bauhaus, Morbid Angel, Diabolical Biz Markie, Hanzel und Gretyl, Mystikal, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Melt Banana, The Breeders, Alice In Chains, Type O -, The Misfits, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Gravy Train, Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum, Tom Waits, Megadeth, Metallica 80-92 serious, Lamb of God, Mike Jones, Rammstein, Fear Factory, Three 6 Mafia, System of a Down, The Circuit Side, The Birthday Party, Nick Cave + the Bad Seeds, Queen, Pantera, Elvis, UK Subs, Rev. Horton Heat, Necromantics, METAL! :P

DANZIG

+

HEDWIG

Movies:

Audition, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Don't Look Now, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1-2, Nightbreed, Legend, Cronos, The Devils Backbone, Hellboy, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Most Elvis, Blade 1-2, Dogma, Mallrats, Clerks, Ed Wood, Plan 9 from Outerspace, Glen or Glenda, Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Hustle & Flow, Satansbraten, Warum läuft Herr R. Amok?, Die Bitteren Tränen der Petra von Kant, Freeway 1-2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones 2-3, Trainspotting, The Dark Backward, Rushmore, Spiderman 2, Heavenly Creatures, Raising Arizona, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Blood Simple, Evil Dead 1-2, Army of Darkness, From Dusk to Dawn, El Mariachi, The Silence of the Lambs, How High, Up in Smoke, The Next Movie, Nice Dreams, Half Baked, Dirty Work, Man Bites Dog, Natural Born Killers, Rushmore, The Royal Tenebaums, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monty Python stuff.The Directors: Ed Wood, Kubrick, Tarantino, Miike Takashi, Fassbinder, Fruit Chan, Park Chan-Wook, John Waters, Cronenberg, Guillermo Del Toro, Jarmusch, Tim Burton, Stuart Gordon, Old school Oliver Stone.

Television:

Arrested Development, Get A Life, Strangers With Candy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Price Is Right, Jeopardy, Reno 911, CSPAN, Night Gallery, Tales from the Darkside, Batman: The Animated Series, The Simpsons-Back in the day, The Monkees, Chappelle's Show, Early Family Guy, Norm, Davey & Goliath, Wonder Showzen.

Books:

King, Nieztsche, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Brite, Vonnegut, William S. Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Malcolm X, Harper Lee, Sedaris, Zodiac, H.P. Lovecraft, The Rock Says...

Heroes:

Che Guevarra, Grigori Effimovich Rasputin, Malcom X, Norm Macdonald, Tony Iommi, Slash, Ron Perlman, Randi Rhodes, Guillermo Del Toro, Mike Mignola, Batman, Bruce Campbell, Gargamel, Trevor from Wonder Showzen.

RASPUTIN

My Blog

The last 3 months of my life...in a nutshell

Work.  Rollerderby.  Work.  Hangover.  Work.  Rollerderby.  Injury.  Work.  Pain.  Work.  Party.  Hangover.  Shower nap.  Work.  R...
Posted by Bruce Vayne on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:46:00 PST

El blog-o

I didn't know that Chipotle was owned by Mickey D's.  It's not like i was ever much of a fan considering that it's a heavily homogenized version of mexi-food,  well at least it's better than...
Posted by Bruce Vayne on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:36:00 PST

Hold the Scholls

The rides @ Magic Mountain left me concussed (is that a word?).  But it was worth it.  My brain is still clinging to the back of my skull.  I love speed & anxiety and coasters combi...
Posted by Bruce Vayne on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:56:00 PST

Drag the waters

Damn some dumb FUCKS run shit in this country.  Ignorance promoting ignorance is a dangerous thing.  Fall in line,  stand down,  follow the leader...right to hell.  ...
Posted by Bruce Vayne on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 05:28:00 PST

shoulda made chicken

I have a headache made of smoke and the only cure is mo'.  I want a scar but only if I'm gonna be a pirate or a crook.  A face scar.  A fancy face scar.  So the three day weekend w...
Posted by Bruce Vayne on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 06:59:00 PST

strange daze

sat. morning: woke up to my dog chewing on my hand.  he want's to go out,  he needs to pee so I take him on his walk.  or is he taking me? the rum from last night was weak,  Malibu...
Posted by Bruce Vayne on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 09:49:00 PST