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Wes

the REAL father of Anna Nicole's baby since 1980.

About Me


I'm a single graphic designer in L.A. looking for good times, great oldies and fast women. I've already conquered the dance contest world, but my true passion is roller disco. Its in my blood. Like my dad always says, "A roller disco champion is not made, he is BORN." Then my mon always says, "Your dad is gay." I think she's just jealous.

My Interests

I love to travel, go to the beach, theater, movies, drinkin' with the guys. or the girls, or whoever will drink with me. sometimes its just me and the liquor store lady. I also like playing cranium. But not with liquor store Doris, she's a damn dirty cheater, you hear me, Doris?

I'd like to meet:

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Genuine people who can make me laugh, who don't flake on plans. Pretension is not a quality I enjoy in people, so to all you guys whos profile says you live in Beverly Hills, but you don't live in Beverly Hills...you may have fooled the others, but you don't fool me ;) I'm not looking for a relationship but wouldn't turn down the right guy if I were to meet him either. for now, I'd just like to meet someone hotter than me who thinks Im hotter than him. Is that wrong? ;) Chicago raised guys can move to the front of the line!!MOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODE

Music:

Anything but country and gay club music...If it reminds me of a bunch of sweaty shirtless guys dancing around, you'd think that would be a good thing...but no. I love Sugar Ray, Black eyed Peas, and what the hell happened to LFO? They rocked!

Movies:

Hairspray, Caddyshack, A League of Their Own, Ocean's 11, Love Actually, Anchorman, Beetlejuice, Airplane, Boogie Nights, Noises Off, Seems Like Old Times, Anchorman...anything with Steve Martin or Al (not Mel) Brooks .

Television:

24 is like crack!! addictive, yet delicious, and always leaving u wanting more. Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, Bullshit, The Apprentice, the L Word, Six Feet Under, Entourage, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Arrested Development... Catching up on Lost now. I thought it was about time to see what all the hype is about. Ill let you know.

Books:

Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Angels & Demons, Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortress, Julia Child's Big Book of Noodles, Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

Heroes:

Sandy Duncan, the "one-eyed-Willy" of the modern world. You rock that eye, Sandy, and keep reaching for that rainbow!