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Georgia

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

About Me

Just a normal guy, joined the Marine Corps. about a year or so ago, due to the fact I get bored easily. Tend to never stay put, gotta have something important to do or a just get bored. Bored = Lazy; when lazy nothing gets done. So uhh tell me to save the world: Done, tell me to go take out the trash... well uhh sure if I'm walking by the trashcan to go save the world... :)Other than that not too much too me, I'm a simple kind of guy, enjoy movies, hangin' out with friends and whoever that special someone may be. On that subject, ladies give your man a hard time, never get lazy on him and always get on his nerves (which can but shouldn't involve nagging). As much as we hate it, we love the make up sex.and uhh yea. R3B3L J03 on AIM [email protected] Leave one.

My Interests

Music, Fishing, hunting, carpentry, cars, movies, airplanes, cats, dogs, food, cups, bowls, tableware, plastic bags, trash cans, computers, keyboards, rodents, keys, 2x4's, locks, posters, ceilings, grass, washing machines, rulers, pens, pencils, boxes, cows, apples, rubic's cubes, STAPLERS!, letters, binoculars, fly swatters, water bottles, speakers, briefcases, paper, windows, shelves, TV, CD's, roofs, walls, floors, GRAVITY!!!, lights, Trees, bushes, people, shapes, Math, Matches, books, Poetry, Golf, baseballs, bats, bumper boats, coffee, paintings cabinets, MONEY, firetrucks, police cars, beaches, crabs, Elmo, armadillos, Houses, NUMBERS!, flowers, dirt, AND GIRLS!If you read all of these, you'll notice I'm just spouting things off that I see around me, uhhh yea.

I'd like to meet:

"; Yo!

Music:

Pink Floyd, Led Zep, The Doors, Cream, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Blue Oyster Cult, Weezer, The Who, Queen, Nirvana, Ramones, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bush, 311, Lit, Cake, AC DC, The Beatles, SugarCult, Foo Fighters, Fog Hat, Green Day, Guns and Roses, Incubus, Sublime, Hinder, Seether, Staind, Lots more but you've gotta love the classics.

Movies:

Definately Shawshank Redemption, followed by Fight Club, then probably Butterfly Effect. Gotta love movies that make you think.

Television:

Don't really have time anymore, ehhh so uhh Cartoons. Gotta love the generic saturday mornin' toons.

Books:

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Long Survey About Yourself
What time are you starting this?: 2:25 AM on Christmas Day!
Name?: Joe Lancaster
Nicknames?: Georgia
Date of birth?: 8-7-86
Sex?: Male
Height?: 6'2"
Eye color?: Bluish Green (Depends on the lighting)
Where were you born?: A little hospital in the middle of nowhere in GA
Number of candles on your last birthday cake?: 20
Pets?: 1 Cat named Rocky (Everyone calls him "Pooh" cause he snuggles with everyone)
Hair color?: Dirty Blonde
Piercings?: None.
Town you live in?: Hard one. I move alot, but I'll go ahead and say Florence, SC thats where my mom lives.
Favorite foods?: I'm a Steak and potatoes guy.
Ever been to Africa?: Afraid not.
Been toilet papering?: A couple times, always buy the thick stuff...
Love someone so much it made you cry?: Yeah, sure. Been awhile thou.
Been in a car accident?: Yeah unfortunatly its the reason for my high insurance.
Croutons or bacon bits?: Bacon, bacon, bacon!
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday (Get to sleep in)
Favorite resturant?: Oh wow gotta be Cracker Barrel.
Favorite flower?: Kinda like Gardenia's.
Favorite sport to watch?: HOCKEY!
Favorite drink?: Jagermeister.
Favorite ice cream flavor?: Karma Sutra
Warner Bros. or Disney?: Disney.
Favorite fast food restuarant?: Arby's
Carpet color in your bedroom?: Its blue.
How many times did you fail your driver's test?: 0. I aced that puppy.
Whom did you get your last email from?: An old boot camp buddy of mine.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Home Depot.
What do you do most often when you are bored?: Watch TV or work out.
Most annoying thing to say to me?: I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. (Keeping my finger an inch away from your face.)
Bedtime?: Whenever I feel sleepy.
Favorite TV show?: House, ohhhh that man is my hero! lol.
Last person you went out to dinner with?:: Hmm wow. Leeannie probably.
Been out of country?: Japan.
Believe in magick?: Nah sorry.
Ford or Chevy?: Chevy.
What are you listening to right now?: Stone Sour - Come What(ever) May
Have you ever failed a grade?: Nopers.
If you have, what grade did you fail?: 0
Do you have a crush on someone?: Don't really have any women in my life right now.
Do you have a bf/gf?: Nah.
If so, what is their name?: -
How long have you been together?: -
What are you wearing right now?: White T-shirt, jeans, and my Nike Shox.
Would you have sex before marriage?: Of course, its all practice til I get to be with my one and only.
Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Crush no, but Mrs. Lisitano was hot.
Are you a virgin?: Ahhh no.
Do you smoke?: Nope.
Do you drink?: Maybe too much.
Are you ghetto?: Couldn't be farther from it.
Are you a player?: Hate that word.
What are your favorite colors?: Blue, and green.
What is your favorite animal?: Great Dane and my siamese cat.
Do you have any birthmarks?: Well thats my secret.
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: I've got 4 older brothers, that'd be a yes.
Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Probably Manny.
Have you ever been slapped?: Yes.
Do you get online a lot?: 10 Minutes a day or so.
Are you shy or outgoing?: Mix, I have my moments either way.
Do you shower?: Daily and after I work out.
Do you hate school?: Nah it wasn't that bad.
Do you have a social life?: Not as much of one as I'd like.
How easily do you trust people?: It's earned.
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Oh yes, u'd never guess it.
Would you ever sky dive?: In a heartbeat.
Do you like to dance?: I can shake a leg alright.
Have you ever been out of state?: All the time.
Do you like to travel?: Hate it cause I do so much of it.
Have you ever been expelled from school?: Nope.
Have you ever been suspended from school?: For fighting too many times.
Do you want to get out of your hometown?: No, not really, seeing how I'm not there.
Are you spoiled?: Far from it.
Are you a brat?: Can be a bit of an asshole.
Have you ever been dumped?: Yea.
Have you ever gotten high?: Study high, take the test high, get high scores.
Do you like snapple?: Sure its alot.
Do you drink a lot of water?: Yes I do.
What toothpaste do you use?: Crest?
Do you have a cell phone?: Not at the moment.
Do you have a curfew?: Heh, sorta.
Who do you look up to?: Oh wow, well that'd probably be SGT. Mann, even thou he's full of shit half the time.
Are you a role model?: Yeah, I'd say I am.
Have you ever been to Six Flags or Cedar Point?: Yeah Six Flags is fun.
What name brand do you wear the most?: AE I think, I'm not big into brands.
What kind of jewelry do you wear?: Dog tags lol.
What do you want pierced?: Nothing.
Do you like takin pictures?: Sure its alright.
Do you like gettin your picture taken?: Yeah its fun.
Do you have a tan?: Farmers Tan.
Do you get annoyed easily?: Not really.
Have you ever started a rumor?: Can't say I have.
Do you have your own phone or phone line?: Not at the moment.
Do you have your own pool?: Nope.
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: I like Boxer briefs, I hate my junk flying around.
Do you have any siblings?: 4 bros.
Have you ever been played?: Could have been, don't know for sure.
Have you ever played anyone?: Once, and I regret every second of it.
Do you get along with your parents?: Mom-yes, Dad-Big hell no.
How do you vent your anger?: Work out.
Have you ever ran away?: No.
Have you ever been fired from a job?: I've quit alot.
Do you even have a job?: Work for old Uncle SAM and his boys in Green.
Do you daydream a lot?: More than most, and alot more than I should.
Do you have a lot of ex's?: About 10.
Do you run your mouth?: When it's all in good fun.
What do you want a tattoo of?: I want a sleeve, depicting my life through symbolism.
What do you have a tattoo of?: Nothing.
What does your ex bf/gf look like?: Cute, Red Hair, nice body, wonderful personality. Why'd I screw that up? HA... :(
What does your most recent crush look like?: Not really crushing on anyone, sorry.
Whats her/his name?: -
Have you ever been bitched out?: Yeah, Leeann.
Are you rude?: Not at all.
What was the last compliment you recieved?: Have to be from a lady at the mall thanking me for my service to the country.
Do you like getting dirty?: I'm a dirty boy, thats for sure.
Are you flexiable?: Sort of.
What is your heritage?: Mostly English, with Cherokee.
What is your lucky number?: 5
What does your hair look like right now?: Its a High and Tight.
Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Never, sorry.
Describe your looks?: I'm Tall, Slim, but athletic build, uhh handsome I guess, and girls always tell me I have beautiful eyes and a nice smile.
If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: Jet Black.
Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Yep.
Would you ever date someone older than you?: Yep.
When was the last time you were drunk?: Right now.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Usually 3 or 4.
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: Thats my dirty little secret.
If yes, when was the last time?: Shh... its a secret.
When was the last time you went on a date?: uhh a month ago.
Do you look more like your mother or father?: Actually my grandfather on my dad's side.
Do you cry a lot?: Nope.
Do you ever cry to get your way?: Never.
What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: I don't know I don't pay attention to myself on the phone, I listen to the other person.
Are you the romantic type?: Too much so.
Have you ever been chased by cops?: lol good times.
What do you like most about your body?: My eyes, they're really cool.
What do you like least about your body?: People tell me I have pretty legs, it kinda freaks me out.
When did you have your first crush?: 10 I guess.
When was the last time you threw up?: I'm good about that uhh 3 months ago.
In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Brunettes.
Do you ever wear shirts do show your belly?: Sorry, not gay.
What about cleavage?: Is this survey for a girl?
Is your best friend a virgin?: No but this guy named Seymour is, he's pretty cool thou.
Have you ever fucked someone up?: I broke this guy's jaw once, cause he hit a girl.
Have you ever been fucked up?: too many times.
What theme does your room have?: I like clean lines, and simple colors.
What size show do you wear?: 11 and a half.
What is your screen name on .. R3B3L J03
How are you feeling right now?: Drunk.
When was the last time you were at a party?: Month ago.
Have you ever given a lapdance?: lol once, it was kinda awkward having not done one before, but I did ok.
Have you ever recieved one?: lol wayyy too many.
Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: A couple.
What is one of your bad qualilties?: I'm an asshole and I hate stupid people.
What is one of your good qualilties?: Kind and Generous person even to those stupid people whom I hate.
Would you marry for money?: Nah, I'm not a monetary guy.
What do you drive?: Used to have a 06 Chevy Colorado.
Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: I'm a momma's boy.
So?: Buttons.
Well?: Smell.
When was the last time you cried in school?: When I was in Kindergarden and I refused to play with the other children.
Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: U my friend are out of your mind.
What kind of music do you like?: Mainly Classic Rock, Pink Floyd, The Doors, The Who, Led Zep, Etc...
Would you ever bungee jump?: Sure would.
What is your worst fear?: Not really afraid of stuff.
Would you ever join the army?: Fuck no, SEMPER FI! Mother Fucker.
Do you like cows?: Every song could use a little more cowbell in my opinion. :)
If you were to die today, what would you do?: Give my mom the world.
If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it b?: Fidelity
Do you like to party?: Yea, its fun.
Hearts or broken hearts?: Hearts.
Moons or stars?: Stars.
Coke or pepsi?: Coke.
Favorite scent?: That smell of rain on a cool Fall day.
Favorite band?: Pink Floyd
Would you ever dye your hair red?: Why not?
How many languages can you speak?: One.
What time are you finishing this?: 3:15, I get side-tracked...
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Gosh!?!

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Posted by Georgia on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST

Chokin' the smurf !?!

Alright, first off whoever is trying to publish my poetry, FUCK OFF, you cheap plagiarizing shit-head.  Yes I know who it is and you're lucky I don't have you put in jail.  Thats right I got...
Posted by Georgia on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 04:15:00 PST

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Okay its a sunday night and I have this fucking wierd ass dream.  A lot of people don't know this but I have a re-occuring dream, errr well nightmare.  It starts off I'm just hanging out wit...
Posted by Georgia on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

Two Voices

There's no hope for you, my friendYou're dead inside, just let it endWhy hold on to life for love?There's no loving God aboveIf they knew the truth you hideWould they love your dark inside?You're alon...
Posted by Georgia on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:03:00 PST