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Dan Olson

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About Me

I live in the USA, and I'm a pretty neat guy. I am very interested in people. In fact, you might call me a real people person!

i had a pretty unhealthy obsession with full house at one point in my life. wholesome, family friendly humor like that really appeals to me in this crazy modern age of moral ambiguity. like the family circus. ask me about my current family circus-related project!

if you'd like to talk, I can be IMed at dan3666072 on aol instant messenger I think you'll find me a most brilliant conversationalist!

I don't know why you'd want to, but you can also obsess over the music I listen to by going here:
http://www.last.fm/user/jesusonatrike/

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2004
Band Website: hometown.aol.com/dan3666072/
Band Members: just me... sorry if you were expecting more!!! I'm pretty unconvincing as a human being, i know...
Influences: Creedence, The Police, Simon & Garfunkel, David Bowie (of course!), The Beatles, Belle & Sebastian, Olivia Tremor Control, Talking Heads. everything but indie rock.
Sounds Like: THIRD EYE BLIND MEETS CAN
Record Label: http://www.warnerbrosrecords.com/
Type of Label: None

My Blog

i can’t believe she actually said that!

I went to the park today, and I saw a well with a metal plate over it. So I decided to pick up the plate and look under, and perhaps drop something in it, as some people are inclined to do. A rather i...
Posted by Dan Olson on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 04:32:00 PST

you’ve got to PROMISE not to tell ANYONE this!!!

i’m going to colonial williamsburg this weekend LOL.and the song ’silver street’ by the jacobites, covered oh so skillfully by mercury rev, on one of their excellent singles, makes m...
Posted by Dan Olson on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:49:00 PST

i like obama

but unlike many obama supporters, i have very clear reasons for this. i cannot stomach the sound of hillary clintons voice. Its too deep, and it sounds like shes forcing words out. Its also the most n...
Posted by Dan Olson on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:35:00 PST

i have sensational news

i have a headache
Posted by Dan Olson on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:17:00 PST

man, fuck this internet shit

sometimes i like to add lemon juice to orange juice to make it really sour, and I also like to mix bananas with peanut butter in a bowl and eat it plain. I was feeling very lethargic lately, and then ...
Posted by Dan Olson on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

i can’t stop worrying about 2012

see subject
Posted by Dan Olson on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:55:00 PST

sorry about all that cancer

i want to start writing headlines for the onion"astronomers predict total eclipse of the heart viewable over the western united states""straight men pretending to be in gay relationships offended by n...
Posted by Dan Olson on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:30:00 PST

do you know what it feels like to be lonely?

because i sure don't.Does anybody have any xanax?
Posted by Dan Olson on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:13:00 PST

Another day, another blog! LOL

i was just gonna write a blog, and i looked and saw my last blog was one year and one day ago today! I'm having a fantastic time lately. Hope everybody had a happy christmas and has a merry new year!
Posted by Dan Olson on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 05:59:00 PST

If you drive your car with the windows down in the winter you will get a cold but i didn't care

i was at the mall and i had a gift card and i was in the moooood for walking around.I didn't buy anything. and i was walking, and this hot girl about 16-17, maybe older (who can tell?) said 'i like yo...
Posted by Dan Olson on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST