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Son of Torp

It's getting later by the minute

About Me

Helping the homeless one spreadsheet at a time

My Interests

Chet's Jalopy

I'd like to meet:

Bob Barker, but not in the grocery store or on the street. I want to meet him on stage after I've correctly guessed the price of an armoir.

Music:

Short songs with awsome lyrics

Movies:

Anything Foreign

Television:

I'd like to star in my own show someday

Heroes:

The President

My Blog

GREG THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

That motherfucker, what a motherfucking piece of shit. I cannot believe that asshole. I mean goddamn what the hell, who the fuck does he think he is? These precocious thoughts were running though the ...
Posted by Son of Torp on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

Quit your wine-ing

Steve and Rachel are mulling around the kitchen Steve is making a sandwhich and Rachel is putting things in order like cookbooks holiday cards and fake fruit.S: Did I mention that the Anderson's are h...
Posted by Son of Torp on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:19:00 PST

Safety net

"Thanks for the John advice John.""Heh"Leave it to the "J" man to have scouted out the best shitters in the building. I mean that flush was some kind of miracle. I wish I could get that kind of ball-c...
Posted by Son of Torp on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:16:00 PST

Second time around

It's a good thing I didn't try to hard on that one. Thought Ted as he manuvered himself into the booth. Damn near almost shit myself back at the bar. Wow! I am a lucky fucker. I guess it's all the yea...
Posted by Son of Torp on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST

The ups and downs of modern love

"Unacceptable" "It really pales in compaison." " I don't understand how one flight of stairs can make so much difference in a cup of coffee." Ted and Richard were in the 11th floor break room having a...
Posted by Son of Torp on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:10:00 PST

Damn

Ted felt both shocked and annoyed. Who organizes a meeting from 11-3 without serving lunch? Steve the dept head does that's who. What an arrogant prick and how fucking unlucky am I to have to sit next...
Posted by Son of Torp on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:05:00 PST