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About Me

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Myspace Layouts Myspace LayoutsTo know me is to love me. I will make you laugh until the cows come home. Then we can laugh with the cows.I love dogs (esp. Trooper, who is the star of many of my pics), and my niece Mia, the best dancer I know. I enjoy writing, concerts, air conditioning, the beach (if I ever make it there), NYC, ChicKKAWWGOE, and anything media-related. I don't like: my landlord, misspellings and croc shoes.

My Interests

Working and trying to maintain a bank account, getting enough credit to get my damn degree, well-written books, anything media-related, thick-soled shoes, guys with pretty eyes.

Music:

Hip Hop, 80's Pop and Ballads, Guns and Roses, U2, INXS, Queen, David Bowie, INXS, Linkin Park, Madonna, Beastie Boys...Journey to Onyx to Boy George to P-Diddy to Heart....I even got a little country blood in me (just ask all the cowboys I met down Tenn-a-see, mofo!) -- music is in my soul at all times...

Movies:

FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF, USUAL SUSPECTS, CLUE, WORKING GIRL, GREASE, DIRTY DANCING, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, CAPOTE, THE DEPARTED, CLUELESS, DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN, THE BREAKFAST CLUB, WALK THE LINE, MINORITY REPORT, EVERYBODY SAYS I LOVE YOU, ROAD TRIP, FIGHT CLUB, CRASH...

Television:

Six Feet Under, Welcome Back Kotter, Beverly Hills 90210 (They don't make 'em like they used to, eh?), The Apprentice, The Hills -- it's all about escaping your own reality for just a li'l bit -- don't give me the "I don't have time, and I am too cool for reality TV" crap - you are only lying to yourself.

Books:

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, IN COLD BLOOD (I will say the title with a Philip Seymour Hoffman a la Capote accent), THE ALIENIST, WHITE OLEANDER, SHE'S COME UNDONE, THE FOUNTAINHEAD, TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, THE GREAT GATSBY, THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP, THE FULL UNABRIDGED RAMBLINGS OF G.R. MONEY - one day I will make a comeback!

Heroes:

Stacy and Clinton

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Pinky

I was called "Pinky Tuscadero" by two completely separate co-workers today for wearing my jacket in the office. After all, it is cold in here. Okay, so it happens to be a leather jacket.&n...
Posted by Auntie G on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:05:00 PST

It's the small gestures...

As I was walking toward my fave new coffee man on 53rd, I saw a smiling blonde woman talk to him and walk away with a big bounce in her step. I went up, ordered my usual, and left the money in f...
Posted by Auntie G on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:01:00 PST

Jury DOODY

For those of you who have not endured it yet, when people tell you to completely BS your way out of a jury pool - LISTEN TO THEM. I just spent 8 solid business days listening to people repeat th...
Posted by Auntie G on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:06:00 PST

Trooper's Manhood

Today...my li'l nephew had to do what every precious pooch has to do to become a man - a Dogmitzvah if you will. I would just like to have a short moment of silence for a piece of my baby that wi...
Posted by Auntie G on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

Let's Get Together and Feel All Right...

So I flew back from Jamaica on Saturday evening and boy, my arms are still pretty tired. But seriously folks-- I would say that all in all the trip was pretty relaxing. I could've lived wi...
Posted by Auntie G on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST

I LOVE ANDY ROONEY

Right on, Andy Rooney! Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly di...
Posted by Auntie G on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:18:00 PST

It's Electric!

Hey Everyone - Did you ever live in an apartment for 4 days with no electricity whatsoever? Probably not, because you don't have Satan for a landlord. He claimed he didn't turn it off and...
Posted by Auntie G on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:14:00 PST

Mia - Our Little One who will always make me smile

I finally found out what can make a smile spread across my face as fast as humanly possible - a little bitty baby that I am blood-related to. It is the honest truth: you don't know what it feels...
Posted by Auntie G on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST

I Will Love You Always, Furley

Fairwell to the hero of my childhood, and my adolescent wardrobe. Just as John Ritter will always be, you too, Mr. Knotts, are a true legend! http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19...
Posted by Auntie G on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

My hot womb

I left work yesterday evening, and I am pretty sure I was still hungover from the night before - so I was definitely in a fog. Big, thug-like man approaches. I am waiting for the WALK sign to co...
Posted by Auntie G on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST