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Jessica (I live in a van down by the river)

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About Me

I love the night sky. I love the moon. I love vampires. I love the idea that when I die, I will swim among the stars. I love cold fruit in the summertime. I love kissing. I love drinking water. I love cold beer on a hot day. I love Pink Floyd. I love Hawaii. I love listening to music on my headphones. I love hiking. I love teaching. I love learning. I love stimulating conversation. I love a good glass of white wine. I love Christmas. I love Disneyland. I love a fresh, clean sheet of white, college-ruled paper. I love creating. I love art. I love watching TV. I love cooking. I love baking. I love food. I love the way men smell. I love rainbows. I love getting tattoos. I love my eyes. I love the way my skin feels after the shower. I love cloudy days. I love playing Boggle. I love playing Scrabble. I love making people laugh. I love inside jokes. I love being held. I love classrooms and chalkboards. I love blue pens. I love my cabin in Hugo. I love the beach. I love a cool breeze through my hair and over my skin. I love forgiveness. I love happiness. I love being alone. I love traveling. I love kids. I love Washington. I love Seattle. I love myself. I love lip syncing and dancing in front of a mirror. I love talking to myself. I love clothes. I love a fresh margarita. I love margarita salt. I love the sand between my fingers. I love candles. I love getting text messages. I love books. I love reading. I love watching movies. I love painting. I love my mountain. I love tomato soup. I love paying my own bills. I love DVR. I love looking in the mirror. I love taking pictures. I love flirting. I love men in uniform. I love people-watching. I love when things happen when you least expect them to. I love attention. I love astronomy. I love sushi. I love being confident and powerful. I love being a gemini. I love pretty things. I love reconnecting with people. I love boys who pick up quarters but give them away. I love foreign accents. I love good smells. I love giving and getting presents. I love my Birthday. I love remembering good things about the past. I love clean laundry. I love being a woman.

My Interests

creating, writing, art, reading, dreaming, drawing, music, French, astrology, american sign language, people watching, learning about what makes people tick, making things beautiful, Mrs. Nueshin's pickles, Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, Johnny Depp in anything (uh, or nothing..), working with kids, not being in water, a really warm fuzzy blanket, massages (professional and amateur), the moon, the universe, stars, cold beer on a hot day, the word 'fuck,' making out, great music, dancing, funny people, really funny people, cooking, being dramatic (in a cinematic way), making people laugh, the smells and sounds of Christmas, being emotional, being rational, my birthday.

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful people, with beautiful souls.

Your Birthdate: June 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life. And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others. You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented. Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.Your strength: Your ability to make your own luckYour weakness: Thinking you can do it allYour power color: BronzeYour power symbol: Half MoonYour power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

PINK FLOYD, BJORK, IMOGEN HEAP, REGINA SPEKTOR, Royksopp, Ben's Brother, The Faint, Lazy Dog, The 88, Gram Rabbit, Linkin Park, Frou Frou, Eagles, John Denver, Jimmy Eat World, Beatles, Orbital, Eminem, Beck, Daft Punk, Transplants, Telepopmusik, Dirty Vegas, Basement Jaxx, Sublime, Banco de Gaia, Soundtrack to Hedwig and The Angry Inch, Soundtrack to Moulin Rouge, 311, Yamo, Kraftwerk, Paul Simon, Fleetwood Mac, Tom Petty, Steve Miller, The Moody Blues, Dead Can Dance, Postal Service, Back to Mine--Everything But the Girl, ABBA, Nine Inch Nails, Bloodhound Gang, Combustible Edison, Underworld, Stoned Chilled Groove, Air, Monkey Bars, Roger Waters, David Gilmour.

Movies:

300, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Little Miss Sunshine, Saw I,II,and III, Princess Bride, Best in Show, South Park, Fight Club, The Garden State, Brain Candy, This is Spinal Tap, Citizen Kane, Lord of the Rings, Mulholland Drive, Nightmare Before Christmas, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Buckaroo Bonzai, Moulin Rouge, Romeo & Juliet, everything by the Coen Brothers, Amelie, Army of Darkness, Cannibal the Musical, most Farelly Brothers movies, Requiem for a Dream, The Matrix Trilogy, Contact, 12 Monkeys, Labyrinth, The Never Ending Story, The Butterfly Effect, Gladiator, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Muriel's Wedding, Clueless, Flirting with Disaster, There's Something About Mary, Memento, North by Northwest, Goonies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Three Kings, Orgazmo, Arsenic and Old Lace, Seven, Waiting for Guffman, Office Space, X-Men, Shakespeare in Love, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Hudson Hawk, Adventures in Babysitting, The Usual Suspects, The Village, Predator, Dolores Claiborne, Misery, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter movies...

Television:

The Simpsons, Northern Exposure, South Park, Family Guy, Third Rock From the Sun, Married with Children, Twin Peaks, Strangers with Candy, The Kids in the Hall, Aeon Flux, Roseanne, CSI, The OC, Adult Swim (especially Home Movies, Futurama, The Oblongs, Moral Orel, Frisky Dingo), SNL, America's Next Top Model, House, Heroes, Scrubs, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Sopranos, Intervention, Project Runway, Hell's Kitchen, Seinfeld, Real World, all those reality shows on VH1, Last Comic Standing, LOST, Eureka, Top Chef, My Name is Earl, The Office, I Shouldn't Be Alive, any Discovery Channel shows about the human race or how the universe began.

Books:

Still Life with Woodpecker (Tom Robbins in general), Women, Pulp, Ham on Rye, Tales of Oridinary Madness (Bukowski in general), Shakespeare's plays (Romeo & Juliet, Macbeth), Dean Koontz, the Harry Potter series (can't believe it's over), Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Eragon, The Fountainhead, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Prophet (Khalil Gilbran), White Oleander, Pride and Prejudice, Bridget Jones's Diary, The Little Prince, Le Petit Prince, A Brave New World, astrology books, Stephen King's books (The Dark Tower series, Dreamcatcher, Hearts in Atlantis). School text books (I'm a total nerd). I have read quite a lot in my lifetime and can't remember all of the books that I liked. I would love to have a room in my house dedicated to sitting in an oversized, comfortable chair and reading under a lamp next to my fire by picking books from my own personal library.

Heroes:

Teachers, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Jim Carrey, Bono, Angelina Jolie, Princess Diana, Lanae, because despite her age has a truly ageless soul, Krystal, who is an amazing teacher and friend. And King Leonides.

My Blog

My Last Night In Denver: A Perfectly Horrible End to a Perfectly Wonderful Vacation.

     While getting pulled over is always fun anywhere, it's especially fun while you're on your way to the airport to try and catch a flight you're already late for.  And even...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:21:00 PST

"One More Stamp" Part II

Part II of my short story, "One More Stamp."  Please enjoy.   He awoke the next morning and checked his ears.  They weren't bleeding.  After returning from the store last night he ...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:06:00 PST

Before you email me, read up....

Ok, I appreciate that you think I'm "hot."  Or at least you are visually stimulated by my current default picture or what not.  I also appreciate that you are new, or even not new, to MySpac...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST

Fuckin Chuck Norris, man!

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He a...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:09:00 PST

What a Wonderful Day!

I received the most fantastic call today.It all started a couple of months ago when I answered an ad in a very local paper, called The Acorn.. for all my T.O. peeps out there... The job was working as...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:20:00 PST

Some Ideas About Teaching

This is something I wrote a short while ago. This essay got me into Pepperdine's Educational Program where I received a Masters in Education and a Teaching Credential, and explains the reasons I want ...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:35:00 PST

"One More Stamp" Part 1

"One More Stamp"              "Bernard!!!!"  She screamed so powerfully that her echo was heard throughout time.     &nbs...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

This one time.. when I was watching the movie, "Borat..."

First, let me say that this movie was beyond hilarious.  Filled with comedic, face-scrunching, at times uproariously entertaining scenes, "Borat" definitely delivered the funny.  Given that ...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST

You're a friend, I'm a friend, We're all friends here!

..> ..>               Take My Quiz onQuizYourFriends.comhttp://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage .php?quizname=070328124413-609351 ..>..>...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:28:00 PST

The Whale and the Ground

             Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence seve...
Posted by Jessica (I live in a van down by the river) on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:06:00 PST