Erica

Im terrified of ants...heaps of them. A friend once told me I have commitment problems. I just think I have commitment problems. The metro is starting to make me sick; its a shitbox. I have this growing urge to egg a house, either of someone I passionately hate, or someone I've never met. If you like candy, we're instant friends. Summer is here, yesssss. If it werent, I might have had to kick something. Napoleon Dynamite is my soulmate. I only have 4 different ring tones on my phone, and not one of them is the standard one that goes something like: ring ring. I consider it one of the greater mysteries of life. At the moment, my computer is mute: I accidentally removed my sound driver to empty disk space. Evidence of my smoothness. Im perpetually hungry: my theory is that I ate too much for too long and consequently expanded my stomach capacity by ten-fold. Im doomed. I think Sigmund Freud is a psycho. Im on a mission to save the world: Im boycotting McDonalds. Whos with me?