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steve

Aren't you that guy from Erasure?

About Me

I prefer macs to PCs,
7up to Sprite,
cakes to biscuits,
oranges to apples,
Kate to everyone else,
Trains to Busses,
and anything to driving.

My Blip.

My Interests

Glue, Chips, Disco, chicken Nuggets, Burger king Supreme cheese burgers, bellybutton fluff, doritos, Turkey and paxo stuffing flavour crisps, music, music and sellotape.

I'd like to meet:

Probably not you, stinky tits!

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Music:


[A Wilhelm Scream]
[Belvedere]
[Bigwig]
[Darkest Hour]
[District7]
[Hit The Switch]
[No Trigger]
[Oversight]
[Propagandhi]
[Pulley]
[Rise Against]
[Satanic Surfers]
[Slick Shoes]
[Strike Anywhere]
[Strung out]
[The Fullblast]
[Venerea]
[whippersnapper]
[X-State Ride]

Check out this cool VENEREA video!..

Movies:

Baseketball, terror firmer, the evil dead series, Cannibal: the musical, Caddyshack. Team America- FUCK YEAH!

Heroes:


The Partridge

Bill and Ted

Mario
Tom Weir (R.I.P. x)

Chevy Chase

Barry from eastenders

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by steve on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

sixty three fucking midge bites :(

Well, it was sunny for a few days and i had nothing better to do so we goes to Kelvingrove park to lounge about. Kate and i get there and see that everyone else in the world is there too. cool. M...
Posted by steve on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:57:00 PST

The belated Thailand blog

OK. Im in the library and have tons of Uni shit to do so this is probably the perfect time to post this blog. Anyhoo. Thailand was awesome. I got to meet this little chap;   So... The first four...
Posted by steve on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:36:00 PST

Im goin to Thailand

ummm.... Title says it all really! Fuck aye! Booya! Bigupyachest, rudebuoyeeee! Goin to Bangkok for five days then off to the beach for 10. Its gonna be freakin sweet. I hear its really cheap out...
Posted by steve on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 05:11:00 PST

tunage

This week I aaaaarve been moastly listening to X-State RideChokeThoughtless ActionA Wilhelm ScreamPropagandhiAye.Thats coz im fuckin cool....
Posted by steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Congratulations

I'd like to congratulate Ellen MacArthur. It must be nice to be able to play captain pugwash year in, year out. Some of us have to go to fucking work. -Viz Man i read this and pissed myself for abo...
Posted by steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shit

The time sponsored by Steve is: 16.20 I've got a 2500 word essay due at 4 today. Done 200 words. Fuck. Fuckedy Fuckfuck fuckelheimer. it's not even that hard but i just cant be arsed. instead of d...
Posted by steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I read a Book!!

I just finished reading A Short History Of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson and it was amazing. READ IT!!! Or get your gran's mate aggie to read it to you. It's easily the best thing ive ever read....
Posted by steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Chatted up....

Today i was chatted up by a lass who looked like Wee Burney from Rab C. Nesbit. It's hard to know which is more tragic: a) The fact that she looked like a midged kiddy fiddler, b) The fact sh...
Posted by steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bah...

Bored. this is pissflaps. I think i'll go and drink bleach.
Posted by steve on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST