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Let me just make this perfectly clear. Fuck You. I'm 18 but the furthest thing from being an "adult". My birthday is November 30th. The second ugliest month of the year. I'm 5'11, sooo.. no, I'm not really a shorty. I am the black sheep of my family && don't care. "Family get-togethers" or holidays are usually ruined by cheap whiskey and wine consumed by Alcoholics Anonymous rejects. Always a happy time. Sike. For those who believe they will know me after this myspace about me bullshit, stop here because you wont. I'm surely not looking for your approval nor your acceptance. I'm cynical. Rude. Sensitive. Open Minded. Shallow. Moody. I have zero social skills when it comes to talking to strangers. I'm not sensitive how I talk to others, but am of how they talk to me. No Im NOT from MALIBU CA, its just my home away from home and I hope to live in CA one day. I consistantly juggle three jobs. I just need two small children and I could be considered a strong black woman. I currently work at Abercrombie & Fitch, and at an upper-class restaurant, Henry's, & A Tanning Salon. Yeah. I work my ass off. The saying "If you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all" doesnt apply to me. Ever. I tend to get bored of people very quickly. I can only have one best friend at a time. I cant cordinate friends. I am my own person and dont conform whom I talk to. I speak my mind. I dont like people who fish for compliments. I'm NOT single. Stop asking. Find your fast fuck elsewhere. Yes, I surf. But just because I can surf doesnt mean i want to talk about it. I hear about it enough IRL, so save your story about how the ocean and a board has changed your life forever because I don't care. I hate being out of my element. I have a small obession with nice teeth. I'm constantly traveling. When I'm not, I'm working. I am not close to my parents at all. I've been kicked out plenty of times. My big mouth always gets me in trouble. I have major issues with trusting people. I've been fucked over one too many times. I can give advice but cant take it. I like skateboarding but don't do it anymore. Busting my ass for kicks lost its touch for having a good time. I love the color black but I'm not gothic. I'm the person who opens the gift before reading the card.. I think country accents are cute. I'm white for those who are unsure. I don't have any healthy eating habits. I swear like a pirate. Eating healthy is boring, except for sushi modeling and fashion. I like all kinds of music but that doesnt mean I love everything that is made. I love plastic surgery. I probably need it. I fucking hate myspace but I'm addicted. My biggest fear is to grow old and to be alone. I hate bugs. I don't think there is such thing as a gay male friend unless you have the ownership of a vagina. Please don't fucking message me if your IQ doesnt exceed room temperature. Thanks for your "important" time.
Billabong | Volcom | Pacsun | Buckle | Photobucket |101 FACTS ABOUT ME
1.) I'm 50% German. 50% British. 100% Asshole.
2.) Fuck Is My Favorite Word. And Action.
3.) Three Is My Favorite Number 4.) I Am Real And This Is My ONLY Myspace Profile. My ONLY Other Websites Are On FTJ & Featured On Fakers Busted.
5.) I Have Girly Eyelashes.
6.) My First Speeding Ticket Was Going 92 mph.
7.) I Kind Of Have OCD. Self Diagnosed But w/e. And Not The Stupid Fucking Kind Either Where I Touch Tops Of Doors Before Entering.
8.) I Have A Hard Time Forgiving People.
9.) I Hate Guys. Plain And Simple.
10.) I Drive A Gray 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse GTS.
11.) I Sleep On My Stomach.
12.) I'm Clumsy As Fuck.
13.) I Try To Get Lucky Every New Years.
14.) I'm A Neat Freak.
15.) I Get Drunk Way Too Easy...
16.) I've Been Cheated On In The Majority Of My Relationships
17.) I Can Eat Whatever I Want, & Never Get Fat.
18.) Everyone Thinks They Know Me. But They Dont.
19.) I Love Serious Talks.
20.) I Had Braces For 3 Years.
21.) I Wear A Size 12 1/2 Shoe.
22.) My Biggest Pet Peeve Is When People Tell Me What The Fuck To Do.
23.) I Dont Have Any Fucking Patience.
24.) I'm Afraid Of Being Alone.
25.) I ♥ Driving With The Windows Down On Summer Nights
26.) I ♥ Edgey Clothing. Not Much Of A Polo & Slacks Kind Of Dude.
27.) I Fucking Hate Spiders. Fucking Hate.
28.) My Closet Is Color Categorized. Gay, I Know.
29.) I Think The Worst Feeling In The World Is A Broken Heart. I'd Rather Have Two Broken Legs.
30.) I'm Smart But Unmotivated.
31.) I Do Not Like My Blue Eyes. I'd Rather Have Brown Or Green.
32.) My Eyes Are Real. I Do Not Wear Contacts.
33.) I Want Star Tattoo :]
34.) I Don't Know How To Do Laundry Or Cook. :[
35.) I Fucking Hate Sports. They're Aggravating.
36.) Im Superstitious And Hate It.
37.) I'm Hard To Get Along With In Most Cases.
38.) I Love The Feeling Of A Slight Sunburn On My Cheeks.
39.) I'm Scared Of Bugs. Fuck You.
40.) Once You've Broken My Trust, You'll Never Get It Back.
41.) I Spend Money Way Too Much.
42.) Five Years From Now I Would Like To Think Of Myself As Having A Stable Modeling Career.
43.) I've Been In A Total Of 4 Car Wrecks. I've Been The Driver Once.
44.) I Have My Ears And Tongue Pierced
45.) Its Difficult For Me To Open Up To People. I Have Zero Trust.
46.) I Write Like A Girl.
47.) My Memory Is Terrible.
48.) I Use Garnier Fructis Shampoo. Its Sexual.
49.) Its Hard For Me To Talk To Everyone On AIM. If I Dont Respond It's Bc Im Busy. Or Hate You. I'm Simple.
50.) I'll Hate You For Life If You Ask Me How I Did My Myspace..
51.) I Don't Want To Grow Up..
52.) I Rarely Wear My Seatbelt. Baaddd :[!
53.) Nicole Richie Is My Idol. ♥
54.) If Youre Dumb, I'll Hate You.
55.) I HATE The Smell Of Tequila. Jesus.
56.) I Have No Fucking Problem With Profanity.
57.) I Have Never Been Arrested. :]
58.) I Think Kissing Is More Intimate Than Sex.
59.) I Am A Perfectionist.
60.) I'm A Hopeless Romantic.
61.) My First Concert Was Seeing Pink At The House Of Blues. Fun Times :*]
62.) I'm Addicted To The GAP's Chapstick. ♥ Loves It.
63.) Body Hair Creeps Me Out :/.
64.) My Car Only Takes Premium Gas And That Makes Me Sad. :<[br /> 65.) I'm Selfless When It Comes To Relationships.
66.) I Love Terms Of Endearment. Such As Baby. Or Bitch.
67.) I Never Want A Job That Confides Me To A Desk And Paper Work. Ever.
68.) I ♥ Thunderstorms!
69.) I've Had Sex In A Lifeguard Stand.
70.) The Only Channels I Generally Watch Are E! And Bravo.
71.) I Want A Cartilage Or Industrial Piercing.
72.) I Think Everyone Is A Terrible Driver But Me.
73.) I Have Major Problems Getting Up In The Morning. It's Serious.
74.) My Favorite Bands Are Acceptance & Trapt. :]
75.) Alcohol Makes Me Easy. Its Truly A Sad Story...
76.) I'm Always Running Behind or Late. Always.
77.) I Want Porcelain Veneers. idk Why?
78.) My Favorite Cologne Is Gio Armani. Or Ralph Lauren Blue.
79.) After I Wear Something Once Or Twice, I'm Usually Over It.
80.) I'm Always The Fucking DD. LAME!!!
81.) I Hate Cinnamon Gum. Cinnamon Flavored Anything For That Matter.
82.) I Rarely Watch Movies. Probably A Total Of 40 In My Entire Life.
83.) I Dont Have Anger Issues. I Just Hate You.
84.) My Favorite Furniture Store Is Peir 1.
85.) I'm My Most Creative When I'm Mad.
86.) I Work Hard For Everything I Own. Nothing Is Ever Given To Me.
87.) Walmart Reminds Me Of White Trash. Trailers/Banjos/Rifles. The Whole Nine Yards.
88.) I Generally Don't Go To Profiles And Add People As Friends. I'm Too Lazy. And Don't Really Care.
89.) I Had My Tongue Pierced For My 18th Birthday. It Hurt Like A Bitch :<[br /> 90.) I Love Time To Myself. I Rarely Get Any.
91.) I Think Fall Is My Favorite Season. Between The Extremes.
92.) I Love My Cat :]. Hate Yours.
93.) I'm Not Conceited. Just Apathetic.
94.) I Use The Peach Pine Tree Air fresheners In My Car. Mmmm 95.) I Could Live Off Of Chick-fil-A French Fries & Lemonade.
96.) I Want To Go To Vegas For My 21st Birthday.
97.) I've Always Wanted To Take A Bubble Bath With Someone. (& HAVE NOW! YAY!)
98.) I Like Orange Juice With Ice :].
99.) Tic Tacs, Altoids, Mints, Or Gum Are My Permanent Accessory.
100.) I'm Rude, Crude, And Totally Unacceptable For Your Home Life.
101.) The Word Fuck (Fucking Included) Has Been Used A Total Of 27 Times In This Profile.
TWISTED VANITY
HOLLYWOOD STATUS
Chanel | D&G | A|X | Urban Outfitters | Ebay | DISCLAIMER
What I Say Is Strictly My Personal Opinion & Views. I'm Sure You Have Opinions That Could Be Some What Offensive If You Exploited Them, & I Probably Would Be Offended If I Cared. I'm Not Arrogant Or Think That I'm Better Than Anyone On This Silly Little Website. I'm A Nice, Compassionate Guy If You Get To Know Me. This Website Is Merely Some What Of A Past Time. Not A Life Style. Though I'm Not Expecting The Random People That Hate Me For No Reason Or The Hate Mail To Stop, This Is Just To Address Not To Take My Words So Seriously. Take A Joke. Bitch.
Mail
Plain And Simple. Hate Mail Will Not Be Read. I Won't Change & Never Will. Asking Me "Whats Up" Is Typical& Gives Me Every Reason To Just Press "next". Asking Me How The Fuck I Did My Myspace Will Be Ignored. I Don't Give Out Nude Pictures Of Me. Giving Me Your Phone Number Is Desperate And A Waste Of Time. So Is Asking If I'm Single & If I'd Ever Consider Hanging Out. No & No. Although My Heritage Is French & German, I Dont Know How To Fucking Speak Nor Read It, So Try To Keep Mail In English. I Dont Speak Ugly Either So If Your Face Is A Car Accident Or Like To Type Novels To Me, You're Wasting Your Time. Those Who Think Talking Shit To Me And Acting Thick Skinned Is Some Kind Of Turn On To Me Obviously Need Serious Medical Attention. I Try To Read Everyones Emails But Sometimes There Is Too Much Mail For Me To Read Everyones. I Usually Respond To The Interesting & Some What Intelligent. |
Friend Requests
Unlike Every Other Fuck On Here, I Don't Add Everyone That Wants To Be My Friend. Although My Friend Requests Are Getting Out Of Hand I Cant Go Through Every Single Profile Sooo I Don't Look At Everyone's Profile That Requests Me Because My Computer Is Fucking Slow & I Kind Of Don't Care. I Well Deny Your Request Or Block You If: Your Picture Is Of A Fucking Dog, Car, A Nickelodeon Cartoon, Stuffed Animal, Abdominal Muscles, If Your 40th Birthday Is Around The Corner, If Youre A Drunk Bitch With 8 Of Your Wasted Friends, Ass Or Cleavage, A Silly 13 Year Old Girl Who Likes To Post "Sexy" In Sparkley Cursive Letters All Over My Fucking Page, If Youre Hiding In The Dark, Pictures So Small I Have To Press My Face Against The Screen To See, If You Want Me To Promote Your Stupid Fucking Garage Band, Fake/Bogus Model Companies or Pictures, or If Your Screen Name Happens To Be **@*!@!*~~*SEXYJENNIFERBABEANFGIRLIE42337974*~*~!*!. And Of Course, No Picture.
MUSIC
30 Seconds To Mars, 311, 3 Doors Down, 50 Cent, Aaliyah, Acceptance, The Afters, Alanis Morissette, Amerie, A Perfect Circle, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Ciara, Death Cab For Cutie, Destiny's Child, Evanescence, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, The Fray, Fuel, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen, Hilary Duff, Hoobastank, Incubus, Janet Jackson, Jason Mraz, Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Life House, Lil' Kim, Limp Bizkit, Lindsay Lohan, LINKIN PARK, LL Cool J, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Metallica, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliott, Mya, Nas, Natalie, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, N.E.R.D., Nicole Richie, Nirvana, No Doubt, Outkast, Paris Hilton, Papa Roach, Panic! At The Disco, Pink, Pharell, Puddle Of Mudd, R.H.C.P., Ryan Cabrera, Shine Down, Sia, Staind, Sum 41, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Trust Company, Usher, Waking Ashland
MOVIES
50 First Dates, American Pie, Austin Powers , Bridget Jones Diary, Bringing Down The House, Elf, Enough, Eulogy, Fast And Furious, House Of Wax, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Liar Liar, Queens Of Comedy, Margret Cho Collection, Mean Girls, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Save the Last Dance, SAW 1 & 2, Scream, Scary Movie, Star Wars Eps. III, The Ring 1, White Chicks
TELEVISION
American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Anna Nichole Show, Cheaters, Comic View, Dave Chappelle Show, Daily 10, DR. 90210, Extreme Makeover, Ellen Show, Elimidate, E True Hollywood Story, Fear Factor, Janice Dickinson Modeling, Megan Mullally Show, Mad TV, Newlyweds, NEXT, Nip/Tuck, Oprah, Premium Blend, Project Runway ♥, Real World, Road Rules, Simple Life ♥ ♥ , Six Feet Under ♥, So You Think You Can Dance?, RR/RW Challenge, Room Raiders, The OC, The Golden Girls♥ ♥ , The Girls Next Door, The Nanny, Trading Spaces, True Life, TRL, Tyra Banks Show, The View, What Not to Wear, Will & Grace
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Let me just make this perfectly clear. Fuck You. I'm 18 but the furthest thing from being an "adult". My birthday is November 30th. The second ugliest month of the year. I'm 5'11, sooo.. no, I'm not really a shorty. I am the black sheep of my family && don't care. "Family get-togethers" or holidays are usually ruined by cheap whiskey and wine consumed by Alcoholics Anonymous rejects. Always a happy time. Sike. For those who believe they will know me after this myspace about me bullshit, stop here because you wont. I'm surely not looking for your approval nor your acceptance. I'm cynical. Rude. Sensitive. Open Minded. Shallow. Moody. I have zero social skills when it comes to talking to strangers. I'm not sensitive how I talk to others, but am of how they talk to me. No Im NOT from MALIBU CA, its just my home away from home and I hope to live in CA one day. I consistantly juggle three jobs. I just need two small children and I could be considered a strong black woman. I currently work at Abercrombie & Fitch, and at an upper-class restaurant, Henry's, & A Tanning Salon. Yeah. I work my ass off. The saying "If you dont have anything nice to say, dont say anything at all" doesnt apply to me. Ever. I tend to get bored of people very quickly. I can only have one best friend at a time. I cant cordinate friends. I am my own person and dont conform whom I talk to. I speak my mind. I dont like people who fish for compliments. I'm NOT single. Stop asking. Find your fast fuck elsewhere. Yes, I surf. But just because I can surf doesnt mean i want to talk about it. I hear about it enough IRL, so save your story about how the ocean and a board has changed your life forever because I don't care. I hate being out of my element. I have a small obession with nice teeth. I'm constantly traveling. When I'm not, I'm working. I am not close to my parents at all. I've been kicked out plenty of times. My big mouth always gets me in trouble. I have major issues with trusting people. I've been fucked over one too many times. I can give advice but cant take it. I like skateboarding but don't do it anymore. Busting my ass for kicks lost its touch for having a good time. I love the color black but I'm not gothic. I'm the person who opens the gift before reading the card.. I think country accents are cute. I'm white for those who are unsure. I don't have any healthy eating habits. I swear like a pirate. Eating healthy is boring, except for sushi modeling and fashion. I like all kinds of music but that doesnt mean I love everything that is made. I love plastic surgery. I probably need it. I fucking hate myspace but I'm addicted. My biggest fear is to grow old and to be alone. I hate bugs. I don't think there is such thing as a gay male friend unless you have the ownership of a vagina. Please don't fucking message me if your IQ doesnt exceed room temperature. Thanks for your "important" time.
Billabong | Volcom | Pacsun | Buckle | Photobucket |101 FACTS ABOUT ME
1.) I'm 50% German. 50% British. 100% Asshole.
2.) Fuck Is My Favorite Word. And Action.
3.) Three Is My Favorite Number 4.) I Am Real And This Is My ONLY Myspace Profile. My ONLY Other Websites Are On FTJ & Featured On Fakers Busted.
5.) I Have Girly Eyelashes.
6.) My First Speeding Ticket Was Going 92 mph.
7.) I Kind Of Have OCD. Self Diagnosed But w/e. And Not The Stupid Fucking Kind Either Where I Touch Tops Of Doors Before Entering.
8.) I Have A Hard Time Forgiving People.
9.) I Hate Guys. Plain And Simple.
10.) I Drive A Gray 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse GTS.
11.) I Sleep On My Stomach.
12.) I'm Clumsy As Fuck.
13.) I Try To Get Lucky Every New Years.
14.) I'm A Neat Freak.
15.) I Get Drunk Way Too Easy...
16.) I've Been Cheated On In The Majority Of My Relationships
17.) I Can Eat Whatever I Want, & Never Get Fat.
18.) Everyone Thinks They Know Me. But They Dont.
19.) I Love Serious Talks.
20.) I Had Braces For 3 Years.
21.) I Wear A Size 12 1/2 Shoe.
22.) My Biggest Pet Peeve Is When People Tell Me What The Fuck To Do.
23.) I Dont Have Any Fucking Patience.
24.) I'm Afraid Of Being Alone.
25.) I ♥ Driving With The Windows Down On Summer Nights
26.) I ♥ Edgey Clothing. Not Much Of A Polo & Slacks Kind Of Dude.
27.) I Fucking Hate Spiders. Fucking Hate.
28.) My Closet Is Color Categorized. Gay, I Know.
29.) I Think The Worst Feeling In The World Is A Broken Heart. I'd Rather Have Two Broken Legs.
30.) I'm Smart But Unmotivated.
31.) I Do Not Like My Blue Eyes. I'd Rather Have Brown Or Green.
32.) My Eyes Are Real. I Do Not Wear Contacts.
33.) I Want Star Tattoo :]
34.) I Don't Know How To Do Laundry Or Cook. :[
35.) I Fucking Hate Sports. They're Aggravating.
36.) Im Superstitious And Hate It.
37.) I'm Hard To Get Along With In Most Cases.
38.) I Love The Feeling Of A Slight Sunburn On My Cheeks.
39.) I'm Scared Of Bugs. Fuck You.
40.) Once You've Broken My Trust, You'll Never Get It Back.
41.) I Spend Money Way Too Much.
42.) Five Years From Now I Would Like To Think Of Myself As Having A Stable Modeling Career.
43.) I've Been In A Total Of 4 Car Wrecks. I've Been The Driver Once.
44.) I Have My Ears And Tongue Pierced
45.) Its Difficult For Me To Open Up To People. I Have Zero Trust.
46.) I Write Like A Girl.
47.) My Memory Is Terrible.
48.) I Use Garnier Fructis Shampoo. Its Sexual.
49.) Its Hard For Me To Talk To Everyone On AIM. If I Dont Respond It's Bc Im Busy. Or Hate You. I'm Simple.
50.) I'll Hate You For Life If You Ask Me How I Did My Myspace..
51.) I Don't Want To Grow Up..
52.) I Rarely Wear My Seatbelt. Baaddd :[!
53.) Nicole Richie Is My Idol. ♥
54.) If Youre Dumb, I'll Hate You.
55.) I HATE The Smell Of Tequila. Jesus.
56.) I Have No Fucking Problem With Profanity.
57.) I Have Never Been Arrested. :]
58.) I Think Kissing Is More Intimate Than Sex.
59.) I Am A Perfectionist.
60.) I'm A Hopeless Romantic.
61.) My First Concert Was Seeing Pink At The House Of Blues. Fun Times :*]
62.) I'm Addicted To The GAP's Chapstick. ♥ Loves It.
63.) Body Hair Creeps Me Out :/.
64.) My Car Only Takes Premium Gas And That Makes Me Sad. :<[br /> 65.) I'm Selfless When It Comes To Relationships.
66.) I Love Terms Of Endearment. Such As Baby. Or Bitch.
67.) I Never Want A Job That Confides Me To A Desk And Paper Work. Ever.
68.) I ♥ Thunderstorms!
69.) I've Had Sex In A Lifeguard Stand.
70.) The Only Channels I Generally Watch Are E! And Bravo.
71.) I Want A Cartilage Or Industrial Piercing.
72.) I Think Everyone Is A Terrible Driver But Me.
73.) I Have Major Problems Getting Up In The Morning. It's Serious.
74.) My Favorite Bands Are Acceptance & Trapt. :]
75.) Alcohol Makes Me Easy. Its Truly A Sad Story...
76.) I'm Always Running Behind or Late. Always.
77.) I Want Porcelain Veneers. idk Why?
78.) My Favorite Cologne Is Gio Armani. Or Ralph Lauren Blue.
79.) After I Wear Something Once Or Twice, I'm Usually Over It.
80.) I'm Always The Fucking DD. LAME!!!
81.) I Hate Cinnamon Gum. Cinnamon Flavored Anything For That Matter.
82.) I Rarely Watch Movies. Probably A Total Of 40 In My Entire Life.
83.) I Dont Have Anger Issues. I Just Hate You.
84.) My Favorite Furniture Store Is Peir 1.
85.) I'm My Most Creative When I'm Mad.
86.) I Work Hard For Everything I Own. Nothing Is Ever Given To Me.
87.) Walmart Reminds Me Of White Trash. Trailers/Banjos/Rifles. The Whole Nine Yards.
88.) I Generally Don't Go To Profiles And Add People As Friends. I'm Too Lazy. And Don't Really Care.
89.) I Had My Tongue Pierced For My 18th Birthday. It Hurt Like A Bitch :<[br /> 90.) I Love Time To Myself. I Rarely Get Any.
91.) I Think Fall Is My Favorite Season. Between The Extremes.
92.) I Love My Cat :]. Hate Yours.
93.) I'm Not Conceited. Just Apathetic.
94.) I Use The Peach Pine Tree Air fresheners In My Car. Mmmm 95.) I Could Live Off Of Chick-fil-A French Fries & Lemonade.
96.) I Want To Go To Vegas For My 21st Birthday.
97.) I've Always Wanted To Take A Bubble Bath With Someone. (& HAVE NOW! YAY!)
98.) I Like Orange Juice With Ice :].
99.) Tic Tacs, Altoids, Mints, Or Gum Are My Permanent Accessory.
100.) I'm Rude, Crude, And Totally Unacceptable For Your Home Life.
101.) The Word Fuck (Fucking Included) Has Been Used A Total Of 27 Times In This Profile.
TWISTED VANITY
HOLLYWOOD STATUS
Chanel | D&G | A|X | Urban Outfitters | Ebay | DISCLAIMER
What I Say Is Strictly My Personal Opinion & Views. I'm Sure You Have Opinions That Could Be Some What Offensive If You Exploited Them, & I Probably Would Be Offended If I Cared. I'm Not Arrogant Or Think That I'm Better Than Anyone On This Silly Little Website. I'm A Nice, Compassionate Guy If You Get To Know Me. This Website Is Merely Some What Of A Past Time. Not A Life Style. Though I'm Not Expecting The Random People That Hate Me For No Reason Or The Hate Mail To Stop, This Is Just To Address Not To Take My Words So Seriously. Take A Joke. Bitch.
Mail
Plain And Simple. Hate Mail Will Not Be Read. I Won't Change & Never Will. Asking Me "Whats Up" Is Typical& Gives Me Every Reason To Just Press "next". Asking Me How The Fuck I Did My Myspace Will Be Ignored. I Don't Give Out Nude Pictures Of Me. Giving Me Your Phone Number Is Desperate And A Waste Of Time. So Is Asking If I'm Single & If I'd Ever Consider Hanging Out. No & No. Although My Heritage Is French & German, I Dont Know How To Fucking Speak Nor Read It, So Try To Keep Mail In English. I Dont Speak Ugly Either So If Your Face Is A Car Accident Or Like To Type Novels To Me, You're Wasting Your Time. Those Who Think Talking Shit To Me And Acting Thick Skinned Is Some Kind Of Turn On To Me Obviously Need Serious Medical Attention. I Try To Read Everyones Emails But Sometimes There Is Too Much Mail For Me To Read Everyones. I Usually Respond To The Interesting & Some What Intelligent. |
Friend Requests
Unlike Every Other Fuck On Here, I Don't Add Everyone That Wants To Be My Friend. Although My Friend Requests Are Getting Out Of Hand I Cant Go Through Every Single Profile Sooo I Don't Look At Everyone's Profile That Requests Me Because My Computer Is Fucking Slow & I Kind Of Don't Care. I Well Deny Your Request Or Block You If: Your Picture Is Of A Fucking Dog, Car, A Nickelodeon Cartoon, Stuffed Animal, Abdominal Muscles, If Your 40th Birthday Is Around The Corner, If Youre A Drunk Bitch With 8 Of Your Wasted Friends, Ass Or Cleavage, A Silly 13 Year Old Girl Who Likes To Post "Sexy" In Sparkley Cursive Letters All Over My Fucking Page, If Youre Hiding In The Dark, Pictures So Small I Have To Press My Face Against The Screen To See, If You Want Me To Promote Your Stupid Fucking Garage Band, Fake/Bogus Model Companies or Pictures, or If Your Screen Name Happens To Be **@*!@!*~~*SEXYJENNIFERBABEANFGIRLIE42337974*~*~!*!. And Of Course, No Picture.
MUSIC
30 Seconds To Mars, 311, 3 Doors Down, 50 Cent, Aaliyah, Acceptance, The Afters, Alanis Morissette, Amerie, A Perfect Circle, Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Ciara, Death Cab For Cutie, Destiny's Child, Evanescence, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, The Fray, Fuel, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen, Hilary Duff, Hoobastank, Incubus, Janet Jackson, Jason Mraz, Jessica Simpson, Jimmy Eat World, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Life House, Lil' Kim, Limp Bizkit, Lindsay Lohan, LINKIN PARK, LL Cool J, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Metallica, Michelle Branch, Missy Elliott, Mya, Nas, Natalie, Nelly, Nelly Furtado, N.E.R.D., Nicole Richie, Nirvana, No Doubt, Outkast, Paris Hilton, Papa Roach, Panic! At The Disco, Pink, Pharell, Puddle Of Mudd, R.H.C.P., Ryan Cabrera, Shine Down, Sia, Staind, Sum 41, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Trust Company, Usher, Waking Ashland
MOVIES
50 First Dates, American Pie, Austin Powers , Bridget Jones Diary, Bringing Down The House, Elf, Enough, Eulogy, Fast And Furious, House Of Wax, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Liar Liar, Queens Of Comedy, Margret Cho Collection, Mean Girls, Meet The Parents, Meet The Fockers, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Save the Last Dance, SAW 1 & 2, Scream, Scary Movie, Star Wars Eps. III, The Ring 1, White Chicks
TELEVISION
American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Anna Nichole Show, Cheaters, Comic View, Dave Chappelle Show, Daily 10, DR. 90210, Extreme Makeover, Ellen Show, Elimidate, E True Hollywood Story, Fear Factor, Janice Dickinson Modeling, Megan Mullally Show, Mad TV, Newlyweds, NEXT, Nip/Tuck, Oprah, Premium Blend, Project Runway ♥, Real World, Road Rules, Simple Life ♥ ♥ , Six Feet Under ♥, So You Think You Can Dance?, RR/RW Challenge, Room Raiders, The OC, The Golden Girls♥ ♥ , The Girls Next Door, The Nanny, Trading Spaces, True Life, TRL, Tyra Banks Show, The View, What Not to Wear, Will & Grace
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