Hii! Welcome to myspace, nut-shelled me, Jake. By reading all that is listed, you still will not know me; neither my best friend nor my mom completely understands who I am. Basically, I love life, but I still have my downs. Let me get this out—NO, I WILL NOT HOOK UP WITH YOU!!!! Ok. I am double majoring in Political Science and Public Relations with a minor in French. Yes, it’s a lot of work, but I still have fun!
I love everything that is completely different; I embrace new things with an open mind. There are two pet peeves that I have. Never fall under or between these two categories: poor grammar and close-mindedness. Conservatives really irritate me. Speaking of conservatives, I get hate mail once a month. But, I do love hate mail—that shows that you are so insecure with your beliefs and yourself that you have to attack other people. Pathetic people make me laugh. So, feel free to send…bitches
Never regret! I have utilized this belief since my freshman year. From every situation I have encountered, I have always created a moral or conviction or memory to help me in my future that will contribute to my well-being. Yes, I know I am young, so fucking get over it. You have a small penis. I am very witty, and I can be pretty nasty when tampered with. Beware.
I love clubbing and going out. Never have I been a couch potato, nor will I ever be one. I love different cultures! How cliché it is for so many people to say that they hate drama! Everyone says that! But, we all know that most of these people are encased in drama. I don’t like drama. Believe it or not, but I am actually pretty chill and not high maintenance But, if someone that I don’t know tries to light a match around me, I will poor Osama’s oil on that match, take a blow-torch, and burn that fuck out of you, so you will have to get your hair did and a chemical peel. Trust. I analyze people. I make conclusions about you quickly—‘snap judgments’. And they are right, 97% of the time
For some reason, people are intimidated by me or apprehensive or not sociable when they first me. I connect with anyone; I find the good in anyone. I do not hold grudges- not worth my time. I quickly transition from mad to happy when someone makes me discontent. With others, I communicate well. I can spend all night talking with someone. I am an idealist but also a realist. My friends are fierce, and I love them for that. They are real.
â€Wish that we could, blow up the speakers Over and over, tell jokes and secrets Forever, your lady, you act right, then maybe Ain't nothing to talk about, with the music loud So they won't hear me say...â€
Fuck you if you believe I can’t marry the one I love. Fuck you for not believing a woman has a right to choose her future. Fuck you for not being my friend.
Vote in the elections. It is your future.
Thank God for being single.
Margaret Cho is my idol.
Dislikes:
Ignorance, poor grammar, authority, country music, losing my keys, westerns, rude people, hangovers, Republicans, crispy French fries, mornings, when government and religion are used together, George W. Bush, expensive drinks, poor servers (food), global warming, wet socks, cold food that is meant to be warm, bitches, stupid bitches, war, loud bitches when I am trying to sleep, LSAT, people who don’t tip, death, bad breath, gaining weight, cold weather, bad drinks, not being tan, soft core porn, and excessive use of oil and butter
Likes: crazy bitches, Mariah Carey, cheese
