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Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy.

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About Me

Hello, there. I'm Faryn.
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ARMies of zombies in my ROOM?? WHAT??!?!??!!?
I am currently in a relationship. . . with dancing. It's hands down the MOST beautiful, open, and free relationship I've ever been in in my life. I have a thing for guys who speak German, because for some reason, a lot of the guys I've been attracted to or dated are German. It makes me wonder if I'm actually a Jew and have a need to feel dominated. I’m a ZOMBIE fan.
Rather, I'm a fan of zombie movies and lots of things to do with zombies, since the undead themselves have been known to cause a bit of drama. I hold a strong beleif that Bob Barker was taxidermized and used as a puppet for a long time. Just kidding.

My nieces and my nephew are some of the most beautiful people I've ever laid my eyes on. I love them so much. I talk to myself, but that's ok, because I like my answers better, and I know for a fact that I'm not the only one who does it. I feel stagnant at this point in my life, but I TRY to look forward. I make some pretty stupid choices, but so do you, so does he, so does she. Let's just pick up from it and move on. I believe that no idea or belief is unique. I used to think this notion was slightly depressing until I gave it a little more thought: If you think about how many people there are in the world, how many people have lived and died, and how many ideas and beliefs they've either shared or kept to themselves, it makes sense, and it's comforting to know that I don't need to try.

I can make awesome raptor noises. It's fun. I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wings. Don’t mess with Texas, young man. You’ll get the horns.
I am a brand of uncomfortable that's hard to pinpoint. It takes me a while to warm up to most people, and I can be very socially awkward sometimes, but I really don't mean it. Promise. I've grown up a lot in the past few years, but I still have plenty more growing up to do. Admitting that is, to me, the first step towards getting there. ♥
“Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself” - Charles Manson.
"There are three sides to every story: Your side, my side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each differently." -Robert Evans

My Interests



+ Burping
+ Canoeing
+ Cemetaries, occasionally.
+ Cigarettes. I hate them at the same time. But see? They CAN make you look sexy and sophisticated. :p

+ Colored lights, &
+ Colored tights :)
+ Colors
+ Concerts
+ Cosmopolitan
+ Costumes
+ CRACKED Magazine
+ Cruising around, getting lost
+ Dancing
+ Faeries

+ FANGORIA!
+ Fishnets
+ Floods
+ FOOD
+ Glowsticks
+ Glitter
+ Halloween
+ Hooka bars
+ Horror
+ Human sexuality
+ Makeup of all kinds
+ Mermaids

+ Music
+ Lemon juice
+ Oceans
+ Peircings
+ Pop culture from (of course) past decades.

+ Psychology
+ Rainbows
+ Ranting
+ Sleep! Sleep is awesome.
+ Snowboarding, even though I fall on my ass constantly.
+ Studying serial killers
+ Swinging

+ Water. It soothes and energizes me at the same time.
+ Wrestling playfully
+ Zombies. I want to play a zombie extra in a movie before I die.

I'd like to meet:

I love people who can get me to open up, aren't too pretentious, love to laugh and make me do the same, know when to mellow the fuck out, and aren't too cool to laugh about constipation. I'm supposedly going through a huge transition(hahaha that's a JOKE((shut up pessimist))), and I want to surround myself with people who appreciate life since I'd like to appreciate it more myself.

Music:

This list covers a slight fraction. It's hardly a representation of my actual musical taste. Basically, anything that makes me want to dance, sing, laugh, have sex, fight, cry, or hug the nearest person is music to me.

♥AC/DC
♥Alice in Chains
♥Fiona Apple
♥As I Lay Dying
♥Avenged Sevenfold
♥Beastie Boys
♥Blink 182
♥Brand New
♥Chimaira
♥The Cure
♥Deftones
♥DJ Shadow
♥The Faint
♥Green Day
♥Idiot Pilot
♥I, Parasite
♥Kidneytheives
♥The Killers
♥Lamb of God
♥Lynyrd Skynyrd
♥Ministry
♥The Misfits
♥Motley Crue
♥Muse
♥Nine Inch Nails
♥Nirvana
♥Portishead
♥Psychostick
♥Rammstein
♥Red Hot Chilli Peppers
♥Rob Zombie
♥Scarlet
♥Sublime
♥System of a Down
♥The Vines
♥Ween
♥Weezer

. . .to name a few.

Movies:

+ The 40-Year-Old Virgin
+ All Dogs go to Heaven
+ American Beauty
+ An American Werewolf in Paris
+ The Breakfast Club
+ The Butterfly Effect
+ City of Rott
+ Clueless
+ The Craft
+ Dawn of the Dead (remake)
+ Dazed and Confused
+ DETROIT ROCK CITY!!!
+ The Devil's Advocate
+ Dogma
+ Edward Scissorhands
+ Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
+ From Dusk till Dawn
+ Girl, Interrupted
+ Goodfellas
+ Happy Gilmore
+ Harold & Kumar Go to WhiteCastle
+ Hercules (Disney)
+ The Hills Have Eyes (remake)
+ Joe Dirt
+ Kill Bill Volume 1
+ The Labirynth
+ The Little Mermaid
+ Little Miss Sunshine
+ Little Nicky
+ The Lord of the Rings trilogy
+ Love Object
+ My Girl
+ Now and Then
+ The Others
+ Pulp Fiction
+ Queen of the Damned
+ Rat Race
+ SAW
+ SAWII
+ Scary Movie 3
+ Se7en
+ Sleepers
+ Stand by Me
+ Team America: World Police
+ The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original)
+ Titanic
+ Varsity Blues
+ What's Eating Gilbert Grape
+ William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

Television:


♠ Beavis and Butthead
♠ Clone High
♠ Family Guy
♠ South Park
♠ That 70's Show
♠ Whose Line is it Anyway?

Books:

I don't really read much anymore, but:

♣Dictionaries and Thesauruses
♣Liza Lou and the Yeller Belly Swamp (and any other book from my childhood)
♣The Lord of the Rings trilogy
♣Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (all 3)
♣Sloppy Firsts: A Novel

Heroes:

My muses: Cat Archer and Tilly Sandaker, and my sisters. I love them all.

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My Blog

WhoamI whereamI HumveeEXPLODES.

Airairair in my mouthMy brain is a sponge I'm warm.  I'm in the womb again. Have you ever heard a sound converge with temperature?I have, and it's grand. But this taste in my mouth.  Like dr...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:55:00 PST

Im a Bobblehead!! Thank you, Das Zombie!!

I wrote Das Zombie this little Haiku, and they made me into a bobblehead! I would have preferred a zombie bobblehead, but that's cool. I like mermaids, too....
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:25:00 PST

Im ALIVE!!!

. . .and I'm going to be an aunt again.  Man.  I'm so happy I could cry.  Or I could just fucking bust.  alksdhsl;dh!!!!!!!!!  I can't wait to be a mom.  It's so going t...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:47:00 PST

Rollin with my homies.

So.  How's it going, guys?  Good? GOOD.   But anyway. I GOT MY FUCKING CLONE HIGH DVDS, BITCH!!!! Yeah. So, I'm totally nervous about this photoshoot tomorrow.  Getting ready ...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

Living dead dogs: Real or not? What do you guys think?

Boffins create zombie dogs By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.au June 27, 2005 12:00am SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

Sieze the day or your brain will sieze itself.

"Skin the sunFall asleepWish away Soul is cheap" And, though I'm not particularly depressed, "Lesson learnedWish me luckSoothe the burnWake me up" HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!  BUUUURRRN, MOTHERPHUKER!! ...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:18:00 PST

Argyle sweatervests & first meetings.

I never really have much to say.  Some good news, though:  I think I'm finally going to be making more money.  Full time at Hollister.  From what I hear, there's gonna be a me...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

The same as a nightmare.

It's when something you've really longed for has happened to you, and then you wake up to realize it was only a dream, because you're still fucked....
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:56:00 PST

No one should have to go through this. NO ONE.

I am a person who believes in the whole "peace, love, and happiness" thing.  For the most part, at least.Last night, though, a friend of mine showed me three videos of beheadings (two American m...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

'Tis the season. . .

Earbits of the moment -  "Behind Me Lies Another Fallen Soldier" - As I Lay Dying Mood of the moment - Hungover, but I'd say it was worth it.  Good times.  Good times. It's fucking alm...
Posted by Stix and Stonze? B*tch, you crazy. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:26:00 PST