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About Me

A) Don't add me for some stupid reason, because I will accept and annoy the hell out of you, this means you too pornbots.
B) My name is Beaureguarde, but just call me Beau, cuz you're liable to fuck my name up.
C) I can be super-bitchy when I wanna.
D) Though it does not stand in the way of my forming beautifully resounding & worthwhile relationships.
E) That was sarcasm...
F) ...or bitchyness,whichevs.
G) I have been on myspace way too long.
H) I complain of this often.
I) In public I DO NOT wanna talk about MySpace,ever. This includes who messaged you, who you cyber stalk, what your new layout is, who the new love of your electro-life is, or telling me to 'check out your new pics'. I know full and damned well you/we have better things to talk about than this bullshit.
J) Ditto with talking about it in private.
K) I have an opinion on everything...
L) ...and I will change it often.
M) Don't look at me crooked when I curse, use ebonics, spit e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e, talk to strangers, give every homeless person i encounter some money, or am praying.
N) I love to read.
O) I'm gay,
P) One day I want to adopt a little Asian girl and make my own Welch's grape juice commercials.
Q) Though in *real* life, I am really not this bitter, there are just a lot of dumb fucks on here who annoy me.
R) A lot.
S) I don't think I was intending to use the whole alphabet, but since i am mostly there...
T) ...why the hell not?
U) Though now that I think about it, the Norwegian alphabet has 29 letters compared to our measly 26, so this is easier.
V) I speak three fluent languages but...
X) I still wanna learn sign language.
W) Feel free to call me by my first name if you have even browsed this section,'cuz dropping my screename is neither cute nor original
Y) My other interests include talking about sex, pretending one day I'll be a famous slam poet, moving for the 8th time in I dunno how many years, cooking.
Z) Soon we will be best friends. I can feel it. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendid=4226061&MyToken=03b2bfb8-64ad-4935-a9a 1-aa2d2e8182de
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My Interests

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My Family:

My Favorite Quotes: The secret to life is to seperate yourself from it.
~Amy Woo

Sometimes I just wanna slap myself silly.
~Me

Now don't use your HANDS (wiggles her hands) to GRAB (makes a grabbing motion) the ELECTRIC barb wire fence (points to fence)! It will HURT (makes a hurt face) VERY MUCH!
~Mom

I think my vagina is depressed.
~Arica Frisby

Me: What does it taste like?
Mike: Mmmmm......goodness.

Awww....look! Woobert and Marky Mark are making baby cars!
~Hope

Hkon: We'll meet at 10:00, ok?
Me: Aight.
Hkon: Did you just say 'aight'?
Me: No, I said 'alright'.
Hkon: Pppsshhh! Bitch, get your American ghetto ass outta here!

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just means that they need more supervision.
~Lynn Lavner

Elyssa:"ugh I hate getting wet from the rain!!"
Beau:"why?"
Elyssa:"Because sugar melts in water"
Beau:"Yeah.. so do witches"

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I'd like to meet:

A guy who isn't stupid.... if that's possible...

Movies:

Wallace and Gromit,
Torch Song Trilogy,
Rent, House of Flying Daggers,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon,
American Pie,
Boys Don't Cry,
Phantom of the Opera,
Little Mermaid,
Beauty and the Beast,
Euro Trip,
The 40 Year Old Virgin,
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective,
Brokeback Mountain,
I ♥ Huckabees,
Lord of the Rings,
Star Wars,
Ernest P. Worhl's Halloween and X-Mas,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?,
Dutch,
Buffalo Soldiers,
Something's Gotta Give,
Matilda,
Godzilla,
Dumb and Dumber

Television:

LOGO,
Bravo,
MTV,
CNN,
Comedy Central,
TLC

Books:

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal,

The Stupidest Angel,

The Lord of the Rings,

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe,

The Giver,

The Da Vinci Code

The Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Heroes:

♥Mom♥,
♥Lauren♥,
♥Hope♥,
♥Amy Woo♥,
Matthew Shepherd,
Rotary/Essex,
Thor and Turid,
Fiona,
Jadah,
Jim,
♥Millie♥,
Shirley,
♥Mrs. Custer♥,
Doc,
HÃ¥kon,
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My Blog

Back from my sabbatical

So some people know that I've been in a rut for the past couple of months since my car accident. It's true, even Beau has his down days. But everything is now looking good. I'm working out in G...
Posted by BeauConcept on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST

Swimming in the testosterone sea

OK, so most of people on here know that I get a lot of "Hey you're hot, let's hook up!" messages here on myspace. Plus they're not from pornbots either, they're from actual people who write these mess...
Posted by BeauConcept on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:10:00 PST

Long Island Pride Parade

On June 10th is the Long Island Pride Parade. I really want to go this year since I missed it last year. Lemme know if you're interested. It should be a great time... I mean, there's gonna be drag que...
Posted by BeauConcept on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:10:00 PST

On Sabbatical from Life

I'll let you know when I return from it.
Posted by BeauConcept on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:26:00 PST

They totaled my baby!

So Geico decided to total my car based on the airbag deployment. Kinda sucks, but whatever, at least they're setting me up with a rental for next week. I was torn between getting a new car and keeping...
Posted by BeauConcept on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

Back from the hospital

I just got back from the hospital. They wrapped up my hand in gauze with something under there to kill germs. They also perscribed me some vicatin for my back pain. Looks like everyone is gonna have t...
Posted by BeauConcept on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

Car Accident Update Part Deux

My back and neck feel fine this morning. A little sore, but nothing too terrible to make me worried. I'm still going to go get my hand checked out at the hospital though. I'll let everyone know how th...
Posted by BeauConcept on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

Car Accident Update

Ok, now that the adrenaline has finally left my system, I'm ready to sit down and type up what happened today with the car accident. I was driving Dana to Kennedy airport this morning so he cou...
Posted by BeauConcept on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

Car Accident

I was in a car accident today after I dropped Dana off at the airport. I'm OK. Just a minor concussion and a burn on my left hand from the airbag. I'll keep everyone posted on how I make out with the ...
Posted by BeauConcept on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:48:00 PST

Boys are stupid ( as if we didn't already know that....)

Why can't boys just think normally? I swear they just think up the stupidest ideas sometimes. Like for example; when they don't tell the person they're dating that they're not dating anymore, and then...
Posted by BeauConcept on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST