MY MOM'S "*needalilkink*"
but I'm a six year old (in human years), scottish shorthair, seal-point siamese snow-shoe. basically, i'm a fatty and super duper gorgeous. pet me if you dare.
chillin on the futon, bed, or where ever i damn well please, attacking the palm tree (your mine, palm tree..i'm sophie, bitch), catnip covered mousies, plastic bags, watchin my mom get sprayed with water in the shower (she must be really bad), dippin my claws into the neighbors' carpet.. hee, running outside every chance i get, scratchin shitty people and dumb animals, oppurrtunaT's to eat interest the hell outta me: wet food, dry food, friskies, 9 lives (love that morris.. the older i get.. he stays the saaame age), pork skins, bacon, pop corn, ice cream, roast beef, chicken (however prepared), turkey, tuna, pork chops.. dang i'm hungry. don't just sit there.. feed me i'm pretty.
cool cats, sour pusses, sex kittens, phat cats, street pussy, classy cats, the smelly cat, mr. bigglesworth, triumph.. for me to poop on, or people i can rub my head against and let me sit in their lap n stuff.. like they have a fucking choice.& lil john.. only 'cause he tips my mom big when she dances naked for 'im YEEEAUH!!
takako minekawa's "fantastic cat", survivor's "eye of the tiger", stray cats, frank sinatra's "under my skin", cat stevens, billy squier's "stroke", janet jackson, tom jones, modest mouse, beethoven, and mozart
meet the parents, lady and the tramp (love those siamese bitches), great expectations, la femme nikita (check out the rad cat fight), bat man, the lion king, pet cemetary (churchill's still making house calls), breakfast at tiffany's, and musicals on dvd of course, like cat on a hot tin roof and (who knew.. why freakin lie) cats.
sabrina the teenage witch and sex n the city
alice n wonderland, the cat n the hat, & still life with woodpecker
my mom (who's almost as pretty as me), azrael had a bad rap.. you'd chase little talkin blue fuckers too.. especially that damned brainy smurf, tom, jerry (for not killin tom), sylvester, the mighty battle cat (cringer..not so much), morris (i hear he's hung like a tic tac!), the thunder cats, and who ever took alf off the air.