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travis

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About Me

im' an artist, a painter and i work at eyedrum, which is a cool place.www.EYEDRUM.orgi will now go on to list my virtues for you, not necassarily in this order:i'm smart, good looking, funny, wildly enjoyable in absolutely every way imaginable. i'm strong too, like a bull, why one time i lifted a volkswagen rabbit clean up over my head. i am the king of all listeners, i hear everything everyone ever says to me and i remember it at precisley the right times. i make a lot of money, millions, it's unbelievable actually. is he serious your asking yourself right now, well i say.....you're darn tootin'! i am also great in bed, i snuggle so hard with women at night that the sheets don't even need cleaned the next day (although i'd clean them anyways, just to be sure.) i am also very sensitive and cry at a good movie for at least a half an hour, longer if the movie involves harmfull treatment to animals or small children. i excersize 17 hours a day, maintaining a strict regiment of lat thrusts, biscep curls, jogging, yoga, latvian arm wrestling, tai-chi, aerobics and monkey bars. my diet consits soley of wheat grass and wheat germ as well as the occasional bowl of shredded wheat. (i like wheat). when it comes to dating, i am the best! i open all car doors, building doors, house doors and refigerator doors for women, i am very understanding about feminine things, like hygine and toilet seat positioning. i always smell like a bush of fresh wild flowers. my breath is excellent too, smells like gum.
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Myspace Contact Tables , hosting by Imgdump.netthese are some paintings that i've done in the past. but they are sold so i'm sorry but i don't have them any more. i'm really interested in meeting other artists or enthusiasts, but what i really need is a benifactor or a patron, so if you are independantly wealthy and are considering giving to a charity, pick me instead.www.REBECCA TURBOW.com ROCKS!!!

My Interests

www. .com : THIS IS A WEBSITE WHERE YOU CAN SEE MORE OF MY PAINTINGS.
www.ARTSHOW.com!!!

I'd like to meet:

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. REBECCA TURBOW! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. i'd really like to meet rebecca turbow because a) she is neato. b) her clothes are cool! c) she is dreamy. d) her name rocks socks. e) she probably smells good. f) i need more friends in NY i can mooch off of. g) i want to feel safe. h) i already have enough "guy" friends. i) i'd like to know how she made that light bulb evaporate by blowing on it.this is a poem i wrote one time. i enjoy writing. contest featuring human beings:what kind of place is this, where mouths look like open shoes?the tip of your nose serves as an open edition to an asshole.whiskey and water alimony sets fire to recycled opinions.miles creep.what day is it?where chimney sweeps turn in mops for judo lessons in the sidestreets of Boston, and Albuquerque.where a sentimental movie plays in widescreen format across storefronts and car grills.where are we?what looks like a bowling alley or a shopping mall?what shines bright lights on the floodkeepers parking lots?what climbs ladders to escape ugly daydreams, never pretending to to have been born?what time is it?seventy five thousand years wash up on the beaches of some foreign country and are left out of local news broadcasts.school children weep over dead birds displayed prominatly on the cover of your favorite magazine.people sleep on broken adding machines.whose turn is it?holy roman empires pile onto dung heaps in the south west Indies and lie spoiled.several under cover detectives sing Christmas carols in your neighbors basement, which has been converted into a sports themed den.tiny words crack and leak from the corners of your mouth like stones.jupiter sinks into olympic sized swimming pools.whose robes are these?court dates and string violins chirp violent love songs out of soup cans.broken arms bare striking resemblances to old lovers.fathers day anylists climb ropes in gym class and laugh out loud at single threads drying on baking racks.whose heart beats here?whose smile fails?what place is this, where mouths look like open shoes?

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Heroes:

Laurel Wells is the best clothing designer in new york! WWW.LAURELWELLS.COM!!!

My Blog

not even mentioned...

in the summer that you came there was something eating everyone and the sunshine fund was low, we couldn't greet you with a simple hello and the watchers of the flood were busy in thier chambers ma...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

contest featuring human beings...

you, like a child reaching out brave and true, for big things in the next room and i couldn't step into such open sky where on the crest of uncertainty you loom. i'm learning to hunt for you. sa...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jury mates and cell advice...

if you are reading this you are too close. everyday when i wake up i am constantly surprised that i live somewhere. (read "lost in the cosmos" by walker percy.) i used to think i was no one, a not-sel...
Posted by travis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST