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Derekâ„¢

I am here for Dating

About Me


I don't care about your stupid Band. Don't message me. I couldn't care less!!!

Rank my photo I had the hottest pic on myspace for 7 hours one day. That was rad.

Last night I dreamt I had a gun and shot myself in the foot. It hurt.

My Interests

I'm here for destruction and cookies!!! NORTH KOREA, Communism, cunnilingus Nock hockey, Picture pages, Thumb twittling,kissing, third base, disco napps, NO DISCO BUSH!!! laughing at others misfortunes, laughing at my misfortunes for that matter! Time Travel, Worm holes, higher states of conciousness

I'd like to meet:

Shut your cock pocket!
A girl who can dance better than me!

Music:

I like both kinds!!! Country and Western!
And Atom and his Package, LTJ, Sonic Youth, Death Cab, Mogwai,Explosions in the sky, Godspeed, Radiohead, Pinback, Postal Service, MUM, Lee Scratch Perry, The Coup, Gang of 4, The Soft Boys, Deerhoof, Fugazi, SODS, TV Personalities, Jawbreaker, Broken Social Scene, Micheal Jackson circa Off the Wall, Jamiroquai, the faint, the make up, air, the vapors, the nails, men without hats
Listening to alot these days: Kings of Convenience, Engineers, Dead 60's, Tom Vek, RJD2, The Rakes, Stars, Kennedy, Erlend Oye, Morningwood

Movies:

Cool as ICE, Dystopia flicks as a genre, Any flick were stuff blows up, any movie with Bowie, Battle Royale, Anime, Labyrinth, Conan the Barbarian, 28 Days Later, One Hour Photo, Death to Smoochie, the Big Lebowski, Taxi Driver, Cube, In her Majesty's Secret Service

Television:

I have no Cable and no reception, but when I did: Family Guy, The Simpsons, and Futurama

Books:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being, The Stranger, The Origin of Satan

Heroes:

Micheal Jackson, James Bond

My Blog

Now Taking Requests:

As Promised, those that ranked my photo, and posted comments are eligable to give me suggestions for stupid photo/ short movie ideas that you would like to see me do. If nudity is involved I will use...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ex Prez humor

> >Just to assure George W. that my fascination for presidential humor should not be taken personally . . > > >When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am >putting a box under t...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Loser Of the Day:

As I Get bored at work I will nominate Daily Losers to grace my profile: January 29 Scott : Notice for heroes He has Ron Jeremy! HAHAHA and then he blocked me from messaging him abou...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Underage sluts and the dirt bags that love them

So I'm the first to admit that I troll myspace. How else would I find losers to post in my loser journal? This being said, I am amazed by the young, and were talking 15 and 16 year old girls that I ...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Someone on MySpace is bugging or harassing me... what can I do about it?

Why am I so nice as to do the research for you poor unfortunate soles??? Cause deep down I want you to like me??? Nah... Mainly to point out how useless your complaints are!!! Just suck it up and a...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hate Mail!!! And other assorted love letters!!!

Sometimes I get hate mail and don't know what could I do with it??? yup!!! so you guessed it I'm going to post it! I figure if I keep this up TOM will nominate me for most amazing friend!!! or at ...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wasted

I got so wasted last night I fell asleep on the train and got robbed!!! I deserve this!!!
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funniest Internet Foward Ever!!!!

hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo >For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. >They >actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. >It >takes up a ma...
Posted by Derek" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST