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james, the

have you ever been struck by lightning? it hurts.

About Me

i'm nothing but trouble. seriously.

My Interests

i'm down with the indie rock (guided by voices, death cab, etc etc), some non-gay emo (as in appleseed cast and old sunny day real estate), 70's new wave and punk, old jazz, and your moms hairy ass crack. i played in bands forever, put out a few records and put some miles on a couple of vans, but i'm over all that. call me semi-retired. when the mood strikes (and only when the mood strikes), i write a bit. some poems perhaps, or music shit for a zine or two. sports-wise, i'm a huge chargers and padres fan. mainly, though, it's all about golf, racquetball, no-limit texas hold 'em, boozing it up and your moms hairy ass crack. let's see, what else? oh! i like sunsets on the beach, long walks hand in hand, and did i mention your moms hairy ass crack?

I'd like to meet:

my as-yet-un-met soulmate (aside from being my muse) is intelligent, has short hair, cool specs, laughs a lot, challenges me, is heavily tattooed, artistic, well read, feminine yet wears chucks, knows good music from shit (regardless of genre), will never to draw to an inside straight, and has a great set of tits. bonus points for a small septum piercing and a little flower barrette. not that i'm picky or anything.

Music:

| arcade fire | the national | clap your hands say yeah | ...and you will know us by the trail of dead | guided by voices | crooked fingers | death cab for cutie | postal service | the walkmen | the killers | interpol | she wants revenge | fugazi | drive like jehu | elliott smith | radiohead | snow patrol | creeper lagoon | denison witmer | nick drake | matt pond pa | my bloody valentine | the smiths | sebadoh | pavement | versus | superchunk | grandaddy | built to spill | wilco | sonic youth | the gloria record | charmless | the jealous sound | appleseed cast | the jazz june | unwed sailor | sunny day real estate | archers of loaf | flaming lips | shelleyan orphan | cocteau twins | the pixies | the jesus and mary chain | husker du | the replacements | specimen | flesh for lulu | blondie | the cars | sex pistols | the ramones | the clash | elvis costello | new york dolls | televison | gang of four | wire | buzzcocks | joy divison | aerosmith | cheap trick | ufo | sweet | miles davis | john coltrane | charlie parker | stan getz | harry james | billie holiday | frank sinatra | tony bennett | etc, etc, etc.

Movies:

pope of greenwich village, crash, pulp fiction, barfly, unforgiven, the spaghetti westerns, team america, big lebowski, the royal tenenbaums, buffalo 66, old school, zoolander, love liza, magnolia, happiness, capote - hell, anything with phillip seymour hoffman...

Television:

simpsons (that fucking homer...), south park, monday night football, the sopranos, 60 minutes, frontline, c.n.n., nova, discovery channel, golf channel, world series of poker, poker superstars invitationals, world poker tour, high stakes poker, etc etc etc...

Books:

fante, bukowski, kerouac, burroughs, vonnegut, thompson, miller, hemingway, capote...

Heroes:

my mom.

My Blog

mr. blue sky

    mr. blue sky bullied before dawn; hazed by a few nine minute reprieves before the first hollow breath is taken, a breath slower than the air the fog the blood hardened as the taste on t...
Posted by james, the on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 04:18:00 PST

20 years and a loud "bang."

with a slam of the doorshe was gonegone forevertwenty yearsand a loud "bang"my only thought was why so loud,i've got a headacheshe must haveknown that.so i sit down at thekitchen tablewith the rest of...
Posted by james, the on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

untitled.

waiting for something still that is, not againbut stilland it's always the sameyou wait, you wait some moreand the week is overthe monththe yearand still you waitand in between there are distractionso...
Posted by james, the on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

love on the rocks

mutant rainbows pull like knowing hands at the base of the neck as the cool water entwines like a familiar whore down around the cubes, a sweet smell wafts like sex as tension fades from deep...
Posted by james, the on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

victory?

long thin fingers puff awayat long thin cigarettesin the stale yellow lightand in the airhangsthe rotting stench of livingwhich seems to burn the nosemore nowso i sip a bit,and survey the scene;blue h...
Posted by james, the on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ice brewed

ice brewed for a naturally smooth taste is the line on the can but to me it's clear: whomever wrote this drivel never drank this shit still, the buzz speaks to me like an old forgotten frie...
Posted by james, the on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jesus. i HAVE to quit drinking...

it's the jager. i woke up this morning, and in bed with me were two underaged girls and a teacup chihuahua. yeah, exactly.
Posted by james, the on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST