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Lowlife

so called 'mothafucken martha stewart'

About Me

"I'm not obscenely obese, I don't do heroin, and I don't play with guns. That's about as health-conscious as I'm going to get." I go to shows, get drunk and leave a trail of destruction behind me... "This is how it happens. That fire, that spunk, that let's go get 'em, that hey, what are we all here for but to CREATE? … one day, it just vanishes. It'll come back, sure, in spurts, here or there, but it's never been gone before, so who knows when it'll go again? Without it, everything is grayer, dull, obtuse. Nothing feels good, nothing hurts. Everything just is, uninspiring, trudging forward into powder. It is, of course, meaningless. You know that, right?"
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My Interests

music, cooking...apperantly i have a problem with taking in stray boys who don't eat enough and keeping them till they're fat...destroying everything i own by painting/gluing shit all over it

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

it ranges...Leftover Crack, , Demented Are Go, Mad Sin, Guana Batz, Los Creepers, Barnyard Ballers, Morning Glory, Dropkick Murphys, Virus, Rev.Horton Heat, Nekromantix, the Casualties, the Vibrators, the Specials, Suicidal Tendencies, a Global Threat, Coffin Nails, Lower Class Brats, F-minus, the Briefs, Choking Victim, Big John Bates, the Matadors, Farlers Fury, the B-Movies, Meteors, Motorhead, InDK, Mad Sin, Stray Cats, Os Catalepticos, the Unseen, knucklehead, homewrekers, the dirtbags...and i could go on

Heroes:

Never say: " i'm a long cool daddy with fists of steel and a nose for trouble." when the border guard asks what you do for a living.my heroes are...my liver for handling everything that i throw at it

My Blog

whore?

so...someone wants to be my 'slave'. what exactly does that mean?  really. do people say that to pick up broads? does it work? seriously people...what do i do?
Posted by Lowlife on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

so close, yet so far

One month and I will be gone. That is fucking glorious; if you are reading this and are acutally sad to see me go, then keep in touch. Otherwise; I will know exactly who is a fucking fake when I come ...
Posted by Lowlife on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST

WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS

alright kids, i can't post this cause the internet knows i am a luddite and hates me too...BUTwho wants in on white trash christmas dinner? call me and let me know, so far it's booked for friday nigh...
Posted by Lowlife on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:58:00 PST

the last straw

Alright.  So I am quitting my job, I'm going to put my notice in tomorrow.  If anybody knows a decent place hiring, then please let me know!  So that means I won't be fucking around on...
Posted by Lowlife on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST

uh, yeah...

This is a warning.  The next person that lies to me is going to get their motherfucking nose broken.  If you think something is going to make me upset, maybe it will, but trust me, I'd rathe...
Posted by Lowlife on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST