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About Me

I gave up laying pipe for painting by numbers with food. After two weeks of that bullshit I said fuck this noise. I aint gonna be breaking that shit for the rate they was giving me. So I found a real job. I am now an aprentice locksmith at lock surgeon. That's right, not only did they hire an indian, but they're teaching him how to get into places people are trying to keep people out of. Man I feel like a jedi at this job. Mustn't fall to the dark side (if'n ya know what I mean). Just another refinement of my rad ninja skills. ---- Oh yeah. I'm a huge dork. just thought I'd mention that in case you didn't get it from the last 2 analogies. ----MUSIC!!! I make it I listen to it, I eat and shit it. I read, I photgraph women (willing models thank you very much), I write poetry, I go for coffe with friends, I go to bars with friends, I go to shows, I fall of my skateboard regularly, I tend to flirt alot, though I don't realize it until my girlfriend gives me shit for it later. Makes things alot easier since I don't have a girlfriend right now. I'm a capricorn but I don't buy into that horroscope shit.... I dunno. You want to know? Ask me.. Come on I dare you. ----- Joseph Stallion --
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Joey Chops
People Iced: Eighty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon Big Hunk Of Wood With Nails Through It
Arms Broken: Six
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Jimbo
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME!!! EVER!!! PERIOD!!!!

Music:

A: Alice in chains, After Forever, A Perfect Circle, ACDC (I'm an indian, I can't help it), Amen, Albinoni (Thomaso), Animals, Anthrax ---- B: The BLACK MAGES, Black Sabbath, The B-Movies, Buckethead, Bob Marley, B52's, Bach, Big John Bates, Beastie boys, butthole surfers, Big Sugar, Bjork, Bootsy Collins. ---- C: Coal Chamber, Corb Lund Band, Commodores, Children of Bodom, CKY, Color me bad, Carlos Montoya, Chris Cornell, Corrosion of Conformity, Cradle of Filth, the Clash, The Cure. ---- D: !!!!!!DRAGON FORCE!!!!!!!Darksand, the Doors, Deftones, Dream Theater, Danzig, Death From Above 1979, Deep Purple, David Grey, DVDA, Depeche Mode, the Dead Cats, Dick Dale. ---- E: Eric Clapton, Eagles, Echo and the Bunnymen, Evanescence, Elvis. ---- F: Faith no more, Flock of seagulls, Fear Factory, Fishbone, Finger eleven (The old stuff - Also better when they were the butthole surfers), Frank Sinatra ---- G: Gorillaz, Great big sea, Gate, GWAR, Guns n' Roses, garbage, ---- H: Helmet, HIM, the Hives, Hatebreed, Hank Williams ( I and III ), Horror pops, Huervos Rancheros - Hidden Charms ---- I: The Ides of March, Iron Maiden, Iron Butterfly In Flames. ---- J: Jesse Cook, Jane's Addiction, Judas Priest, Jesus Jones, Jesus Lizard, Jethro tull, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Cliff, JOHNNY CASH. ---- K: Kittie?, Killswitch Engage, The Killers ( kinda), Kris Kristofferson, King Crimson. ---- L: Live, Living Colour, los lobos, Lacuna Coil, Loudness, Lamb of God, Leftover Crack, Led Zeppelin, Last days of april, Link Wray ---- M:Man or astro man? the Matadors, the Music, Mr. Bungle, The Meteors, Mad Sin, Misfits, Mogwai, Morbid Angel, Motorhead, Modest Mouse, Mudvayne, Marilyn Manson, Mathew Sweet. ---- N: Niel Diamond, NOFX, Nobuo Uematsu, Nancy Sinatra, the Nekromantix, Nirvana, NIN, Nina Simone, Nerf Herder, Nitro ---- O: Okenfold, Oasis, Orgy, Ozzy, Offspring, otep, Outkast, ---- P: Pink Floyd, Poe, Pixies, Paige and Plant, Pantera, Police, Poison the well, Pearl Jam (older stuff), Pedro the lion, Prince, Propagandhi, Procal Harum, Profunda Rosa, Pete Yorn ---- Q:Queens of the Stoneage ---- R: Robert Johnson, Radiohead, REVEREND HORTON HEAT, Red hot Chili Peppers, Rollins band, Richard Cheeze, Rolling Stones (three or four songs) ---- S: Sarah McLaughlin, Smashing Pumpkims, Suicidal Tendencis, Stray Cats, Slipknot, Stonesour, Sex Pistols, Steel Dragon, soulfly, Spiderbait, the Smiths, Sepultura, Shadowy men on a shadowy planet, Stratovarius, Sigur ros, Sisters of mercy, System of a Down ( First two albums), Soundgarden ---- T: Tiger Army, Tool, The Tea Party, Tenacious D, Tito And Tarantula, They Might be Giants, TOM WAITS ---- U: U2, Urge Overkill, ---- V: Van Morrison, Velvet REvolver, VNV NAtion, The Ventures ---- W: Ween, Wierd Al (He's still got it.) ---- X:Xzibit? ---- Y: Yes ---- Z: abuh?

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite, The Royal Tennenbaums, Life Aquatic, Cube, The Living Dead Series (George Romero), The Thing, 28 Days Later (Not that great a movie, but great memories) Sin City, Bad Santa, Star Wars (4-6 at least), Willow, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Shaun Of The Dead, Hostel, Seven, Elephant, Donnie Darko, Session 9, The Way of The Gun, King of New York, High Fidelity, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, Anyting ith godzilla that doesn't have Matthew broderick in it, Ilsa She wolf of the SS, Bubba Hotep...Anything with Bruce Campbell, Fight Club, Snatch, Lock Stock and two smoking barrells, REquiem for a dream, Pi, Stir of Echoes, Anchorman, Trainspotting, Vampire hunter D, Phantom of the Opera, American History X, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Pumpkinhead, The Dark Crystal, Lost Highway..uh....

Television:

The Shield, 24, Deadliest catch, How it's made, Myth Busters.... Pretty much anything on Discovery. And House MD. Because that's exactly what I'd be like if I was an old doctor.

Books:

Ack, where to begin... Well let's get my shamefull adiction out of the way. Tom Clancy. Yes the plotlines and loose, yes it's contrived "Man garbage" But they're fun.Harry Potter series, Poetry books (Jim Morrison, Poe, Mary Donaldson), Music texts, Mary Stewarts Merlin Trilogy - The Crystal Cave, The Hollow Hills, and The last enchantment (I don't count The Wicked day), A house on fire, Stephen King - The Talisman, It, Tommyknockers, The Green Mile. FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS!!!!

Heroes:

NOBUO UEMATSU. He's got my dream job. He did the music for all the final fantasy games. Laugh all you want, but he's an amazing musician... The rest of my heroes list has been cleared to make way for HERMAN LI of dragon force. Find it guitarists. GO!

My Blog

Orgional title: kick ass - New title: fucking long

----Note:heh a note in a note. Very clever.Anyways, when I started writing this I just wanted to give a quick word about work and the band. Then I just kept typing. It kinda got out of hand, words jus...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

New news. Just tonight in fact.

2 time 2 tyme.. type=..>share_data={max_recipients:20}..> 9:08pm Today Sorry about that I just wanted to use some cool internet lingo. This shit roxorz....To the pwned level???Anyways.2 Pract...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:32:00 PST

Old news.

I realized i've bee nfalling way the hell behind on my myspace blog action. i guess that's because eveyone has apparantly moved over to facebook. And I usually write my notes o...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:20:00 PST

:)

Tastes like candies.Soft lips.Pretty smile.Sweeeeeeet
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 09:03:00 PST

YAAAAY!!! and BOOO too.

So I just found out this girl (friend of a friend) I've been diggin on and spending time with for the past week or so... notquite what I'd thought she was. Uhhh.... how do I put this I wo...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

HOLY CRAP!!!

I OENED A SAFE TODAY!!!!!(On a work job, not being an indian)I can't say how I did it for obvious reasons, but suffice to say the basic pricniple of cracking a knob combination safe was exlained to me...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

Unread(ever) apology

You know I realized something. I did alot of hating on tina on here. I probably shouldn't have. It's not like she was a bad person, she just made a mistake. Admitte...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:13:00 PST

RE-Commitment

Okay. Now that I've got that out of my system, it's time to return to the not having sex without a relationship. I kinda slipped up a few times there, but I'm only human, and when a man i...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

Flux

Well, everybody that's been keeping track of the going on on this here bloggity website knows that I have a cyclye..... No! Not that kind of cycle Mark. I mean some sort of mad...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

a buck and a half for a quarter staff? That's highway robbery.

Wow, for someone who's been crazy go nuts busy, I don't really have much to write here. It's been awhile since I last blogged some shit, so I figured the better to fill everyone in on what...
Posted by Joseph Stallion on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:11:00 PST