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Charlie Scream

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About Me

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. I'm the illegitimate son of Wolfman Jack and a Canadian Truckstop Waitress named Flo. My Grandfather was one of Canadas pioneer squeejee kids... he used to age his wiper fluid for months, and it never left steaks... unless they were drunken streaks. I'm the stand up drummer of The B-Movies which you can check out at: myspace.com/bmovies AND the mean guitar picker for The Give 'em Hell Boys. myspace.com/giveemhellboys AND I write 'n record my own stuff at myspace.com/cspresents AND I'm a graphic designer extraodinaire!

My Interests

I once knew a man who ate an entire car...

I'd like to meet:

People who Rock, Roll, n' Swing, y'know, real gone cats... like Chuck E. Weiss... and a nice lady with a south'n accent would be nice...

Music:


Tom Waits is my hero, Meat Loaf, Kris Kristofferson, Neil Diamond, Judy Henske, Los Straitjackets, Outlaw Country, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Soul, Blues, Rock, Old School Country... I jive to stuff like that.

Movies:

Top 5 movies of all time are: High Fidelity, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, and Enter the Zombie King

Television:

TV is bad for you... Cartoons as diversions from the absurdity of life are ok. Animated Things: Invader Zim, Space Ghost-Coast 2 Coast, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros. Not animated Things: Red Dwarf and Trailer Park Boys... Watch Arrested Developement... in its glorious entirity

Books:

Cheesy detective novels like The Big Sleep & The Thin Man... Read anything by Andrew Vachss, Dantes Divine Comedy, Cash by Johnny Cash, Mr.T by Mr.T, anything by Chuck Palaniuk, and if your hep enough find Last Exit to Brooklyn by Hubert Selby jr... oh yeah and Sequential Art Magazines.

Heroes:

My all time top 5 heroes are: Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Sammy Davis jr, Mr. T, and Animal... the drummer for the Electric Mayhem ..This profile was made at Whateverlife.com! :)

My Blog

Chuck IS a bad bad man

...thats right, there, I said it... I am a bad bad man!I've come to terms with this... I know where I'm going when all is said and done... and at this point I'm pretty ok with it. Now for all of you w...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:49:00 PST

Chuck is NOT a bad bad man

Wait... why is Chuck suddenly popping up in conversations as a bad, bad, man? And a big fat stupid jerk? Is this bad meaning bad or bad meaning good? And how exactly am i bad? I do not give people ha...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

There he goes again...

Yup... San Quentin is in the shower again... for like... the 3rd time today... using up all the hot water AGAIN! Blasting his nasty pop music, forcing it upon my well trained ears... man... I am just ...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 09:31:00 PST

Dear god... will he ever stop talking?

This guy I live with? Calls himself San Quentin... and it's true man... living with this guy is like being stuck in prison... all he ever does is just taaaaaaalk and taaaaaaalk... blah blah blah... I'...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

BEHOLD... THE CHUCKWAGON!!!

That's right kids, the prophecy has been fulfilled... the Chuckwagon is now a reality, still a fixer upper, but a reality none the less... as the books have written... so it has come to pass... and he...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:59:00 PST

The continuation of my sleep deprivation situation

OK... it's 8am, I feel the need to cronicle my state during this morning...Lets take 'er back a bit... 6 am, alarm goes off after 3 hours sleep... I blame the curse of a nice voodoo lady... 7 am, get ...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

Charlie Screams state of the union address Twenty Aught 7

Charlie Screams state of the union address Twenty Aught 7The Changeover...See? What did I tell you? I totally saw a big changeover coming... and now look at the state of things. Some good, some bad......
Posted by Charlie Scream on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:47:00 PST

The Chuck on The Web...

Well now, I've done something... whats the word I'm looking for... Productive today...I successfully put some stuff on the web... check it out here... It's pretty useless right now... but think of the...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:01:00 PST

Apparently this is what a KILLER halloweekend looks like...

I'm moving this from my comments to my blog... APPARENTLY this all happened between the hours of 3pm Saturday night and 4 am Sunday morning... All photos were taken by Dr. Joseph Stallion... PHD... th...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Sammich?

Thats right... you heard me... if you were a Sammich (Sandwich for you bloody proper types) what kind would you be?For example... me? I think I'd be a 'Slow Fry Balogna Grilled Cheese with Chilli' kin...
Posted by Charlie Scream on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:42:00 PST