"I may be an authority figure, but I have the mind of a child :)"
anyone nice, who has nice teeth and wears nice shoes. Did I mention nice?
Lots: from Joy Division to Missy E., to Radiohead, to The Beatles, to obscure/lost experimental ambient drone,to 60's-70's soul/funk/R&B all the way back to New Order.
Any popular early 80's sitcom, except for "One Day at a Time"; Strangers with Candy, The Vicar of Dibley, Thundercats, PBS NOVA
Too many to list; if you like obscure design theory reading, high-brow science fiction (Iain Banks) and Ancient History to the Middle Ages, and Celtic history, then we'll get along fine.
Maggie Simpson and you!