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About Me

"Why Circular Boys Eat Locoweed" is the most recent addition to the "Catcher-in-the-Rye/Separate-Peace" coming of age cannon. It chronicles the turbulent adolescence of one Clyde Mortiz, a precocious young boy who has been uprooted from his Los Angeles home and forced to live in the financially and culturally impoverished world of Camden, NJ. Found hithchiking through West Virginia by the elliptical Megan Composki, the seventeen year old Clyde is AWOL from Camden's mental institution. Under Megan's oddly maternal guidance, Clyde embarks on a chemically-induced journey into his past. The "defeated" Clyde emerges from the woods and tells "defeater" Clyde, our narrator, all that he has missed while dabbling in the "world of primeval neurotransmitters." Clyde relives all of the teenagerly pitfalls leading up to his admittance to the hospital and gains insight not only into himself, but into human nature at large. "Why Circular Boys Eat Locoweed" investigates why underlying, intuitive feelings still survive under the oppressive circularity of tranistory human institutions, but it more than anything else, it is a story of love.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Beyond our narrator's insatiable lust for supple young boys, he suffers from the same inate desire to be loved, accepted and part of something larger than the mere self that everyone does.

Movies:

Some Like it Hot, Kill Bill, The Godfather, Modern Times, Human Traffic, Taxi Driver, Battleship Potemkin, Rasputin, 2001: Space Odyssey, American Beauty, Pleasantville, Office Space, Aliens, A Clockwork Orange, The Seventh Seal, Apocalypse Now!, Double Indemnity, The Graduate, Nosferatu, Reefer Madness and Easy Rider to name a few.

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Television:

Fuck TV (Except the Simpsons. They're god)

Books:

Locoweed's primary literary influenes include the following:

My Blog

I'm a sex addict and it's tearing my life apart!

Comme je purusing le compartiment est exprès, recherche l'emploi dans le « divertissement » personnel s'ajoute, I trébuché sur un article concernant le penchant de sexe et comment l'Internet a fai...
Posted by Satine on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:09:00 PST

Never speak flippantly of suicide...

Don't ever speak flippantly of suicide, you freaks. If the wrong social worker so much as even hears you off-handedly muttering, "I can't live like this" when in a sedative induced stupor in...
Posted by Satine on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

Bad Writing

I just want you all to know that I am in fact conscious of what a terrible writer I am. I am not the average, delusional youngster who maintains overblown notions of my own talent or general signif...
Posted by Satine on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:06:00 PST

Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad

This isn't too interesting, but I'll try to supplement my material here with my questionable insights: I received an ambiguous invitation from Parliament-Funkadelic to a CD release party in Hollywood....
Posted by Satine on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 12:35:00 PST

Beneath the superficial smut... we find literary merit

The price to be paid, for my fathers willingness to drive me across town, to a coven of neo-hippie hedonists, was my (waning) attentiveness. As the barren landscape: a vast expanse of deserted lots...
Posted by Satine on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 04:22:00 PST