hi, i'm derek.
i'm an artist, more specifically a musician. björk is always a viable topic for conversation. i'm friends with people who paint their face, walk crooked, come from iceland, produce records, browse the occult section at my library frequently, get turned on by my skeletal structure, hit me, kiss me, leave me in a rainy train station for half an hour without notice, buy me 15 records at a time, manage my schedule, walk me home, condone my mistakes, remix my songs, make fun of my wardrobe, want to be like me, want to be better than me, want to hurt me, want to date me, have dated me, send me faxes at 2 a.m., hose me down with old windex bottles, paint with me on my walls and ceiling, give me the time of day, tell me about the problems in their life, ask me for advice, and sing to me over the phone like maniacs. in short, i have the best friends in the world. i stand out from quite a few people in almost everything i do. i constanly try to push the acceptable artistic boundaries defining music, visuals, and sequencial order. i'm abrasive, but i try not to be too pretentious. it doesnt always work out that way. sorry kids.
AIM = vernaculardecay
