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About Me

I propose to move immediately upon your works.

My Interests

i used to have a tent; a small one in my room - those were the days. now, i think about doing work on my big, dumb house. i don't though, actually do any work. also, i make my own chap books, write a lot of letters, read, play pitch and drink wine from a jug. i'm very interested in carlo rossi making six packs of wine in aluminum cans - i should write that ass a letter.www.gracemcsorely.com

I'd like to meet:

nobody, why?

Music:

archers of loaf, jets to brazil, arcade fire, elliot smith, eisley, the postal service jay-z, big baby jesus and the wu-tang, sha-dy/aftermath ghe, ghe-ghe G-UNIT, portastatic, modest mouse, built to spill, wolf parade, WOLF CHICKEN!!!, the hold steady, brainiac, the cursives, beep beep, latitude longitude(radditude attitude), criteria and some other omaha bands that aren't son, ambulance. also, i don't like son, ambulance.

Movies:

wes anderson and sidaris soft-porn

Books:

wallace stevens, james tate, e.e. cummings, allen ginsberg, richard brautigan, john steinbeck, bret easton ellis, jack kerouac, kurt vonnegut, j.g. ballard, j.d. salinger,adrian tomine, chuck palahniuk. also, watership down, the book of tea, wheelock's latin, marina and lee, edible wild plants of the prairie, the pill book, the giving tree, the great brain and the complete photo guide to home repair.

Heroes:

wallace stevens, rita studenberg, marina prusakova oswald, chris hughes and anyone that goes quietly about his or her business.

My Blog

broken, broken wheels, richard brautigan - my dad, lapine life and more camping

i have a broken wheel. i did something stupid and it just broke and that's it. it's getting better though, maybe. the wheel doctor said, "your knee has sustained serious trauma and y...
Posted by allen on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST

thinking about the things kobe bryant thinks about, mobb barker and letters to taco bell

kobe bryant has a career .452 field goal percentage, averages almost 24 points a game and rocks the boards at least five times every fucking time he hits the floor. plus, he maybe didn't even ra...
Posted by allen on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

ghosts, allen vs nigeria, pictures of ali, a sandwich in the safe and a seat at the table

my bathroom has a ghost. he or she goes in and out of my dirty shower, but they never actually take a shower or use my soap or anything, so it's cool. my computer has a ghost. he, sh...
Posted by allen on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:59:00 PST

allen's fat camp for steve baums

steve baum, the dog, is too fat. he is almost fourteen(14) pounds too fat. it's as if he's growing a smaller dog in his belly. all this fat is taking inches of his vertical and i can...
Posted by allen on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:58:00 PST

spymaster; if i don't get 300 million dollars by saturday, i'm gonna bring on the armageddon

rip bbj/odb tonite was the powerball drawing for three-hundred-million(300,000,000) dollars. i was pretty sure that i was going to win because i had a dream about it on tuesday, but all for not....
Posted by allen on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 08:54:00 PST

more allens, more of the time

in order that i might manufacture a broader appeal and increase my market share, i will sac the single-version allen plan and roll out the following six(6) allens:x-treme allen - basically, x allen is...
Posted by allen on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:50:00 PST

i want a beef in this cattle town

so, yeah, my rap career is not exactly where i thought it would be at this time in my life. twenty-seven(27) is pretty old to be getting into the game at any rate. also, i can't even decid...
Posted by allen on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:42:00 PST