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charlie

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

im a nice guy. average body. gut of course. im a comedian, philosopher, patriot and jack ass by trade. i love music, art, books, trips around the country, sad clown paintings on velvet, mexican midget wrestling, teaspoon collections, dreaming about zombies, calling people by their first and last names slammed together really fast, dont get high on your own supply, make the other poor dumb bastard die for his country, funnel cakes, pillow mints, death traps, spring loaded anything, guessing peoples density at carnivals, pickled melon rinds, lucky lager, brass monkey, moon pies, various pungnant cheeses, resetting peoples alarm clocks to am bibal worsip channels, telling horriably inacurate stories of the mexican american war, e.t. for atari, im pretty normal i guess. mostly im not all there.

My Interests

too many movies, cds, books, pirates, ninjas, and robots to mention.

I'd like to meet:

cool new peeps who arent jerks. at least not to me. stephan colbert and the daily show crew. peter griffin, shake, and space ghost. you will never beat me jet jaguar!

Music:

almost all indie. some rap and country. merge and matador bands. m ward, yo la tengo, decemberists pavement, superchunk, they might be giants, jawbreaker, rocket from the crypt, sebadoh, pixies, teenage fanclub, wilco, naked raygun, brian jonestown massacre, jenny lewis, moth, spoon, trail of dead, avail, sparta, built to spill, silver jews, the wrens, the make up, samiam, cursive, now its overhead, stephan malkmus, dinosaur jr., son volt, death cab for cutie, jets to brazil, silversun pickups, kings of leon, ted leo and the pharmacists, white whale, the henry clay people, the national, dear tick, chin up chin up, the doves, the eels, the crimea, the ditty bops, tokyo police club, matthew sweet, beck, rancid, devotchka, misfits, maiden, arcade fire, frank black, black keys, eagull seagull, mew, band of horses, social distortion, death by kite, tegan and sara, the blow, belle and sebastian, chavez, lungfish, elliot smith, the new pornographers, rogue wave, my bloody valentine, polyphonic spree, the flaming lips, 80s new wave, old ska, 50s rock, the list goes on and on.

Movies:

i love westerns, sci fi, drama, comedy, indie flics. fight club, band of brothers, way of the gun, waiting, 40 year old virgin, sixth sense, star wars, dune, lord of the rings, godzilla, high plains drifter, unforgiven, the good the bad and the ugly, sherlock holmes movies, from hell, fog of war, supersize me, the big one, roger and me, team america world police, office space, punch drunk love, the prestige, hot fuzz, big trouble in little china, the kentucky fried movie, amazon women on the moon, the departed, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, 30 days of night, the 300, the brave one, terror planet, charlie wilsons war, sweeny todd, kiss kiss bang bang, the jacket, super troopers, beerfest, superbad, knocked up, halloween, clerks 2, grandmas boy, harold and kumar go to white castle, all zombie movies!! especially dawn of the dead the origional and cemetary man. iron man, there will be blood, walk hard.

Television:

cavemen, kitchen nightmares, pbs, family guy, adult swim, impsons, seinfeld, daily show, colbert report, espn, history channel, pushing daisys, conan obrian, the office, law and order.

Books:

love em. any chuck palahniuk book. mostly non-fiction. i just read band of brothers by stephan ambrose for the third time. all the classics. steinbeck is my favorite author. im reading the deer park by norman mailer right now. i finished crazy bosses, rome inc., and 100 bullshit jobs by stanley bing. he writes the best non-fiction business satire books ive ever read. mortified, black swan green, time life old west series, an old world history text book, the mexican pet, salems lot, america the book, servent of the bones, american pyscho, hitch hikers guide to the galaxy books, one flew over the coockoos nest, donnie brasco, war of the worlds, dune, the naked and the dead, flags of our fathers, of mice and men, hamlet.

Heroes:

any one and anything that ever inspired me to be a better person. diet cherry pepsi, me, my family, my friends.