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※[mcklucker the viking warrior]※ ♥is in love

give a man a beer, he'll drink for five minutes. show him where they are, he'll drink all day.

About Me

i am the whitest boy you'll ever meet. i'm 20 years old, and i'm engaged to most wonderful woman in the world. her name is Amber Lawson. i would do anything for her. we're gettin married next halloween. we're both metalheads and we're both sexaholics.

This beautiful woman is the love of my life. I'd do anything for her.

My Interests



CURRENT MOON about the moon

I'd like to meet:

whoever. my aim name is mcklucker. my y!im id is mcklucker. my msn id is [email protected] but i don't use that 1 much. i am a qm at a chat site called prodigits (http://prodigits.co.uk) my name is bloodflo there. i'm also on www.dmpwap.net i'm MAGGOTtilDEATH there. i'm also on foggy-magic.org name's just maggot there. i got nextel 157*696*14274. so, hit me up, chat me up, or chirp me up it doesn't matter to me.
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You scored as Blood, Your turn on is blood. You adore the colour, the taste, the texture, the thickness... everything. You probably like to bite/to be bitten. Sex isn't sex without the ecstasy of blood.

Blood


100%

Biting


100%

Bondage


92%

Blind Folds


75%

Chains/Handcuffs


67%

Whips


67%
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Children Of Bodom - Needled 24/7
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Music:

coheed & cambria, a perfect circle, slipknot, a7x, system of a down, korn, rage against the machine, ac/dc, ozzy, pantera (dimebag RIP), finch, coldplay, stone sour, killswitch engage, mastodon, damageplan, haste, slayer, haste the day, lacuna coil, black sabbath, black label society, withgunsblazing, wecamewithbrokenteeth, diecast, brujeria, chidren of bodom, bullet for my valentine, norma jean, metallica, atreyu, mushroomhead, mudvayne, lamb of god, chimaira, arch enemy, him, bleeding through, every time i die, dragonforce, between the buried and me, trivium, protest the hero, kittie, cradle of filth, hatebreed, through the eyes of the dead, opeth, in flames, gwar, static-x, darkest hour, 36 crazyfists, bury your dead, iron maiden, meshuggah, deftones, quiet riot, walls of jericho, machinehead, coal chamber, dellinger escape plan, nothingface, deadstar assembly, bloodsimple, ministry, nevermore, the chariot, rammstein, the haunted, dark funeral, killwhitneydead, god forbid, zao, roadrunner united, chiodos, alexisonfire, glassjaw, suicidal tendencies, underminded, comeback kid, from a second story window, riothead, fixed til tuesday, etc.

Movies:

Ryu VS Scorpion
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Miré, y he aquí un caballo amarillo, y el que lo montaba tenía por nombre Muerte, y el Hades le seguía; y le fue dada potestad sobre la cuarta parte de la tierra, para matar con espada, con hambre, con mortandad, y con las fierras de la tierra.

Television:

lost, [adult swim], boston legal, not much else cuz tv sux . . . . . . . . I adopted a cute lil' leprachaun fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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You Are Death
You symbolize the end, which can be frightening.
But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul.
You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life.
Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be.
Your fortune:
Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself.
Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of.
But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them.
Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage. What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are 94% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You scored as Death Metalist, Death metal alright!!! you love violence, torturing people, reducing humanity and you are a sick beast that doesn't care if only your home remains after a devastating armargeddon as you only need yourself to live.

Death Metalist


82%

Funeral Doom Metalist


77%

Black Metalist


72%

Thrash Metalist


70%

Heavy Metal/Old School


65%

Power Metalist


62%

Progressive Metalist


60%

Non-Metal


42%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: matt mcklucker
Birthday: 4-3-87
Birthplace: b'ham , al
Current Location: sterrett , al
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: black
Height: 6' 1''
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: a long line of scottish and irish bastard potheads
The Shoes You Wore Today: black worn-out vans
Your Weakness: kicks to the huevos
Your Fears: clowns , not evil clowns , just happy ones
Your Perfect Pizza: veggie lovers mixed with meat lovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get me a damn ride runnin'
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: do you want to see a donkey show?
Thoughts First Waking Up: snooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: anywhere from 11pm to 7am
Your Most Missed Memory: idk my memory's shot
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcd
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: milo's tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: umm... yeah
Do you Swear: shit yeah
Do you Sing: only death metal
Do you Shower Daily: usually
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: sure
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: partially
Do you get Motion Sickness: no not yet
Do you think you are Attractive: somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda sorta
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no just herbs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah fuckin love sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yea but dont tell nobody
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i plead the fifth
Ever been Drunk: hell yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes ... by a gay man
Ever been Beaten up: yea
Ever Shoplifted: once
How do you want to Die: quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fuck i dont know
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or blue
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not taller than me
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: NOT preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: i stop counting a long time aho
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: tooo many
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What Final Fantasy VII character are you?
You are SEPHIROTH. I quiver in fear.
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Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:12:00 PST

FUCKING ACID TRIP FROM HELL!¡!¡!¡!

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Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:38:00 PST

update

    well, i haven't updated this mierda since i lived with my uncle [lack of reliable internet access] so ja here goes.  i'm not living with my uncle anymore.  i live with my ...
Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST

one black sock, <br> one white sock

well, i've had some time to calm down since my last post, with some ºoutsideº help, of course (hehe).  i was thinkin, it's been a while since i posted anything on here when i wasn't ranting about...
Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

DON'T FUCKING JUDGE ME

alright i got some shit to fuckin say.  my grandmother was dickin around on the web and happened upon my myspace and then came and bitched about the shit to me at work.  she fuckin called me...
Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:45:00 PST

I LOVE BACARDI 151

i got drunker than shit last night. drank miller lite and bacardi 151 until i couldnt walk then i had to carry eric home from the party at 5am.  and to whoever that was that passed us doin 90, fu...
Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST

back in the house

    ain't blogged anything in a while so i thought i'd update this shit.  i moved back in my dad's house. my unk wouldn't let me stay cuz he sed he needed the privacy.  people...
Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

got kicked out of the house

yep, i got kicked tha fuck out tha house.  i was tired of all the bullshit anyway.  i'm stayin at my uncle gary's house right now.  i can't stay at my grandmother's house b/c i can't sm...
Posted by ;[mcklucker the viking warrior]; eis in lovee on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST