Many of you may know me as Chuck but my real name is Carlos. Call me Carlos and I will kick your teeth in. I took on the name of Chuck because it represents my down home roots. I am all American. Carlos is a woosey latino name. I was born in Ryan, Oklahoma. Don't try and call me a redneck because I'll hunt you down and cut your voice box out.I have a mix of Irish and Cherokee Indian in my bloodlines which means I can drink you under the table and then scalp your inebriated ass.In 1974, I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. Retired doesn't mean old and decrepid it means I am resting up until one of you pansy asses tries to take me on. I am and will always be undefeated.For those of you who have been going through withdrawls, Walker Texas Ranger is making a comeback soon. We are pitching it to the execs at the WB and it looks promising. We're just waiting for one network exec to approve it soon after he wakes up from his coma. It's unfortunate how that went down. He learned the hard way to never say no to Chuck Norris.Look out Paul Newman! Chuck Foods will be on grocers shelves in 2009. Look for Chucky Soups, chili, hot sauce, and Aspirin to hit stores soon.
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