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Many of you may know me as Chuck but my real name is Carlos. Call me Carlos and I will kick your teeth in. I took on the name of Chuck because it represents my down home roots. I am all American. Carlos is a woosey latino name. I was born in Ryan, Oklahoma. Don't try and call me a redneck because I'll hunt you down and cut your voice box out.I have a mix of Irish and Cherokee Indian in my bloodlines which means I can drink you under the table and then scalp your inebriated ass.In 1974, I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. Retired doesn't mean old and decrepid it means I am resting up until one of you pansy asses tries to take me on. I am and will always be undefeated.For those of you who have been going through withdrawls, Walker Texas Ranger is making a comeback soon. We are pitching it to the execs at the WB and it looks promising. We're just waiting for one network exec to approve it soon after he wakes up from his coma. It's unfortunate how that went down. He learned the hard way to never say no to Chuck Norris.Look out Paul Newman! Chuck Foods will be on grocers shelves in 2009. Look for Chucky Soups, chili, hot sauce, and Aspirin to hit stores soon.


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Chuck Norris yearns to meet no one. I am the first man from the Western Hemisphere in 4,500 years...yeah you heard right bitches I said 4500 YEARS...to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. No one is greater than that.

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Film History

Many of you have asked about my films and when they were made.  Here is a list of the movies I have been in. Chuck Norris Films [1969] The Wrecking Crew [1972] Way of the Dragon  [1973] The...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 19:09:00 GMT

FRIEND REQUESTS FOR 7/24

Hello - I had several requests today and I was going through them when myspace went down.  AGAIN. I think I need to pay Tom a visit and roundhouse kick his equipment in!  Of course I am refe...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 17:16:00 GMT

I have no words...

This is for real: My first thought was I ought to take the "W" out and go www.walkertexaslayer on their asses...but then again I had to give them props for dedicating their business to my likeness. ...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 18:54:00 GMT

Chuck Mail

From time to time Chuck gets mail that makes Chuck chuckle.  Here is a good one to share:    ---------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Jamie Date: May 25, 2006 11:43 PM...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:33:00 GMT