I am taking a different approach to the about me section of good ol' Myspace. All of my bullshit would not fit in the interests section. So, I stuck it here.Who really cares what I'm into? Maybe you'll find what I'm NOT into more "interesting"and maybe you won't.

Shit I'm not into

Narrow-mindedness. Top of the list for a reason. Be cool. Shit is different. You might not like the shit you see below, but we are all free people to think act and do as we want. Be respectful, but be yourself. That might sound shitty, but it's how I live my life.. Chuck Noris jokes... not funny Mustaches. Our fathers thought they made them look good / handsome. They were wrong and so are you People that do shit to me that I wouldn't do to them... (I'm never going to get away from this) When I get shit from friends about not updating my myspace or calling, or not attending a wedding, etc. I love all of my friends dearly and would do anything I could for them. So don't get pissy, we all live very busy lives People who litter and don't recycle shit... just dives me nuts Keeping up with the Jones's... Thank you Stephanie for being so Rad Bullshiters and liers When a friend says... "I'm soooooo envious." How the fuck can a friend be envious? I don't get that... Know it all, INTENTIONAL argumentative people. Do me a favor and save that bullshit for when you and your coworkers talk about prime-time TV around the water cooler People who choose to be dumb because they are lazy or would rather be playing video games This hog shit that people today are calling punk rock Dashboard Confessional Dudes who stand on the rail in a bar to order a drink. No matter how short you are homes, that move only says that you are a total wanker Dudes who drink out of straws. My father taught me about this one at an early age and I'm glad he did When someone has to tell you over and over how "into" something they are Cheap people People who spend money like they are ding dongs People who can't go with the flow when doing shit in groups. My god, is there anything worse Verbal tough guys... aka chest puffers, aka "if that guy said one more thing..." Fighting is stupid and only do it when you have to, not so your friends think you are tough Over do it football people. Easy tiger, I watch Monday Night Football... but when Hank Jr. is done singing the intro, I'm done. I was once asked if I was gay because I was not that into football... People who drive their cars like assnecks Uber... how did this word enter out culture? The first 3 times it got used arround me, I thought I had a hearing problem or the person misspoke Barett Jackson car auctions... don't get me started People who are too cool for school or can't admit when they like something because they are afraid people won't like them Republicans and Democrats. How the fuck can anybody truly believe in what one party stands for? I think my mother and I have argued this for about this for about 50 hours Anybody in this country who is not happy with being American. Shit, it's not perfect, I know, but if you don't like it here hipster hit the bricks