One Angry Fat Man - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What about me! What you see is what you get. Always has and always will be.
I will laugh at you, at me, at everything! If you are not laughing you are dying!
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My Interests

Breathing, Eating, Walking, Sleeping, Adult Swim, and Beer. Alkaline Trio - "Help Me"

I'd like to meet:

What the heck are you suposed to write here?
Ok Heres my list:

Must have pulse Must have sense of humor Must not have house covered in cat urine Must have less cats than I have fingers Must have mind of your own (thinking is hard enough for one) Must not ring bell in clock tower as part time job Must accept occasional chop busting Must have some ambition for something.... Anything just have some! Everyone has baggage but if yours needs a U-Haul I think I will pass No addictions that would cause you to try and pawn my TV! Do not apply if you think you can fix/change me If you are still reading this you are either:

Crazy - If this is you please leave my page Perfect for me - if this is you please submit your cover letter, resume and 8x10 glossy!

Music:

I like it alot!

Movies:

Have not been to the movies in a long long time.
Best Prank EVER!

Television:

Lost, Heros, Chuck, Kitchen Nightmares and some other stuff I catch from time to time.

Books:

Well everyone keeps stealing my ideas but one day ill beat those bastards to the punch!

Heroes:

6 foot or more please! See it's fat people humor!

My Blog

Leaving The OC

Well In one week I'll be leaving for Wilmington, North Carolina. I have been in Orange County (Monroe) for 20+ years. I have to say it has been an awesome time. I have made some really good friends...
Posted by One Angry Fat Man on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST