Im gonna sing The Doom Song now!

I'm a member of the deadbeat club. I talk about working out, and follow through about 30% of the time. I like wearing tight Lucky Brand. There's a 12 foot alligator that lives in the pond next to my building. I wish I was stoned right now. Sometimes, the daily customers at my job really get on my fucking nerves. I like hanging out with new people, but I prefer to be alone or one-on-one the mother fucker that really gets me. I can easily play smash brothers non-stop for 8 hours. I get myself in trouble at Millenia and Premium. I'm fucking pissed at Disney for making plans to change my favorite ride of all time (sorry Ryan, you're number 2 on the list). My sister is really chill. The owl really gets on my nerves when he won't pass his cards over. Black and hot pink look great on me. If I didn't spend so much money on alcohol and weed, I'd probably spend it all on tatoos. The best class I've ever taken was comparitive vertebrate anatomy. If I am reincarnated, I'll probably be some type of cat, but it would suck if I came back as a patch of grass or something. I'm addicted to coffee. I'm a sucker for big ole dicks, come on show me what you got. I just ordered some Tijuana Flats. If the gas prices get any higher, I think that lots of people will resort to prostitution. I'm not a lesbian and I don't want to move to New Jersey. I love the natural world, most of the time I bore my friends with my lectures. I'm only AA, but thinkin XXX. Someone left a dildo in my neighbor's wishing well. I'm a rock and roll loving hick with some heavy preteen ghetto influences. I like my truck because it only fits two people and has a great factory model stereo, too bad its not black. I hated everyone at my high school except for my sister and one of my teachers, I question why everyone liked me. I like Degrassi because it goes there. One of my favorite things is being in the water, but I don't like to drink water. I like to negotiate everything like a goddamned Hollywood lawyer. Sometimes I get really depressed for no reason, but it generally only lasts for a couple weeks. I get the shakes at work and I can't tell if its the high doses of caffeine or the dt's or low blood sugar. I like when sushi makes me feel funny. I hate being a vegetarian because I spend too much time in the fucking bathroom. I like Ren better than Stimpy and I like Chip better than Dale, but I like Luigi better than Mario. Sometimes, I play with my food. I don't understand because I'm just as nice as I can be to everyone down at that office and they all still treat me like some bastard at a family reunion. I like to show new friends the dolphin at South of the Border. I talk non-stop through movies, it always funny stuff, but some people don't like it. I hate neuters, we should destroy them all and take back Hartford Road. I can't wait to start school again, learning makes me happy. I got kicked off of ebonic airways for smokin clove up in there. I get feelings about people when I meet them in person, normally I'm right. I enjoy trash talking about anyone and everyone, especially the peeps I like the best. I really miss Stephen Stupido's illiterate ass.