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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. - Dr. Evil

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My Interests

Photography, Golf on Sundays, Money management, Vegas Baby!I appreciate the fine art women possess, I enjoy intellegent people, Bass Guitar, etc, etc, etc..... ..

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I'd like to meet:

SEE ABOVE! Anyone who would like to meet me. I think all people are interesting to a certain degree. Sometimes they're amusing sometimes they're not. Some are intellectual while others are da ta da! (for those of you who don't know what that means, see Carlos Mencia) Some appear brave but all have fears. Some appear strong but all have weaknesses. Some appear happy while screaming inside etc. etc. My passion is photography. I have done some work for some of my friends on myspace. Ask and I'll tell you which ones. My tag is J-Scott. Hope to hear from you all soon.

Music:

Classical to Oldies to Jazz to a whole lot of music to Metal...yea even some country has promise

Movies:

Chariots of the Gods.

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Books:

The Lotus Sutra

Heroes:

Daisaku Ikeda and my mom who endured all of my crap but still found it in her heart to encourage me.

My Blog

Nice Guys Finish last

NICE GUYS FINISH LASTBy: Garrett HolsIt's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their ...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 07:54:00 PST

You tell me

Am I crazy or what. If you were stood up after payin a butt load of cash for a concert would you trip? What if after you were stood up you went anyway and took someone else, paid for all the beer, par...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:39:00 PST

Dead Beat F*UK!

Hey, this goes out to a piece a shit deadbeat. Those of you who know me know who I am referring to. Look you asshole. Pull your fuckin head out of your ass and wake up. I'm tired of watchin your KIDs ...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

Platonic Love _From Wikepedia

Platonic love in its modern popular sense is a non-sexual affectionate relationship, especially in cases where one might easily assume otherwise. It isn't something to say that you will be getting mar...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

When life begs the question...Why go on?

O Death Rock Me Asleepa poem by Anne Boleyn Death, rock me asleep,Bring me to quiet rest,Let pass my weary guiltless ghostOut of my careful breast.Toll on, thou passing bell;Ring out my doleful kne...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

Once in your Life

To truly live we each must make one connection in our life where we can share each and every secret which holds us back and keeps us prisoner. To find a friend who you trust enough to share our hopes...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Sun, 13 May 2007 09:53:00 PST

A seed planted

When a friend takes from you, it's probably true they needed whatever it was. The unfortunate part is, they don't trust in your friendship. If a friend of mine were to ask me ...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:58:00 PST

SIGNS

Signs, signs, everywhere are signs. I am constantly amazed at how life shows me the way with signs. They are all around us if we choose to see and heed them. For instance, last evening I attended ...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

How Religion is ruining you sex life

Here is an example of how religion could be the reason you suck in bed!... Premature ejaculation is most likely the result of our religion telling us that masterbation is bad, dirty, evil. Our religio...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

Origins of Halloween

Ancient Origins Halloween's origins date back to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (pronounced sow-in). The Celts, who lived 2,000 years ago in the area that is now Ireland, the United King...
Posted by Dr. EeeeeeVil on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST