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Sharlaree

Who were those kids, and why do they call ME MOM????

About Me

Smitten mother of 2, mid-thirties with a vicious intolerance of rude, un-bathed, stupid people. I enjoy daydreaming about all the free time I'll have when I get old, and despise washing dishes. Find supreme fulfillment in the delicacies of chocolate, cheese, and wine, but find a McDonald's Quarter pounder w/cheese irresistable as well. I have a few really good friends, that forgive my eccentricities about love, war, politics, and music, and I have friends that really don't know those things about me. I have nightmares of tornados destroying my home, but not my life, and wet dreams about a curly headed man with pierced nipples. I am a Jill-of-all-trades, and a master at absolutely none of them. I love being outside, but hate being miserable, and oh so often the two are intertwined. Childhood was blissfully ignorant, adolesence was blissfully inebriated, young adulthood was blissfully stoned, middle-age--paying the price. ..
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My Interests

The incessant thirst for knowledge consumes my daily routine, therefore instead of washing dishes, I read; I won't hang my clothes, but I will rub one out; eat lunch or spend some quality time with a man whose intellect is so intriguing and absorbing, my panties fall at the thought of him; I won't work in a movie theatre, but I will volunteer at the local community theatre; I would pay $30 dollars at the door to see Podunk playing at the local saloon, but I cringe when I spend $15 on a cd (Props to my brothers and sisters in the live music circuit); Beer, wine, Tequila, these are just a few of my favorite things.

I'd like to meet:


Sarah Silverman--crazy Jew! Dalai Lama--its not easy being Zen Johnny Depp--versatile, eccentric, & drop dead gorgeous-Yum Bettie Page--freedom should never be earned Madonna--hate her/love her either way you thought of her Matthew McConnaughy--just to hear him say my name

Music:

Canvas, Blue October, Mindless Self Indulgence, System of A Down, Black Eyed Peas, The Smiths, Richard Cheese, Depeche Mode, Dead Milkmen (& Kennedys), Wicked Wisdom, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Jason Mraz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alice In Chains, Joy Division/New Order, etc., etc.....

Movies:

I love musicals with meat: Sweeney Todd, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Rocky Horror Picture Show (4 kinds of meat now!), Monty Python shows, and movies that produce incredible special FX, sound, and character, ie. Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk,Superman (the newest ones), Miami Vice (Oh my God), Sin City (Black & White is never Grey), Sideways (the idiosyncracies of a wine buzz!)

Television:

Well I recently started watching more TV. I Love Heroes Dexter Tudors Deadwood Nip Tuck BattleStar Galactica Firefly And I love Cops-such a sicko- Californication the First 48

Books:

Any Tom Robbins novel (espcially Jitterbug Perfume), Anne Rice, Laurel K. Hamilton, Kim Harrison, Thomas Harris, Jim Butcher (Dresden Files), Poppy Z. Brite, Clive Barker, Harlan Ellison, Dean Koontz, Douglas Adams, and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

Heroes:

Someone close and personal and intimate to me, I won't give you a name 'cuz it will embarass them----I love you Pan. My children have become a source of great pride, and a challenge...I could never trade them, nor find any better...I love you Chynna & Aaron! And my step-son...all the crap that he faces everyday...someday, a waitress will come and clean away your plate, maybe bring you some nice warm cake? I love you too!
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