Did the whole Air Force thing for 2 terms, it took me that long to figure out it wasn't for me. What can I say... sometimes I'm a slow learner, even though I never rode the short bus to school. On occassion I write, even though I am not that great at it, unless it's with a Sharpie in a public restroom. I hate liars, rats, and hypocrites so if you fall in that category, go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. True love is like god, both of them are really great ideas, but neither of the two ever sustain themselves in an extended state of tangibility for me to believe in either one. If any of you are like me and get bored on myspace then IM me, my AIM name is "volcomjetsfan". Being a guy, I do that whole video game thing. Sometimes maybe a little too much as I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome, which greatly affects my masturbation time :D
Luckily a witch doctor friend of mine recommended soaking my hands for half an hour each night in equal parts of fish urine, blueberry jello, belly button lint, and jet fuel. So far that seems to help, until he sets the jet fuel on fire.
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