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How come no one ever talks about the GOOD things Hilter did?

About Me

Did the whole Air Force thing for 2 terms, it took me that long to figure out it wasn't for me. What can I say... sometimes I'm a slow learner, even though I never rode the short bus to school. On occassion I write, even though I am not that great at it, unless it's with a Sharpie in a public restroom. I hate liars, rats, and hypocrites so if you fall in that category, go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. True love is like god, both of them are really great ideas, but neither of the two ever sustain themselves in an extended state of tangibility for me to believe in either one. If any of you are like me and get bored on myspace then IM me, my AIM name is "volcomjetsfan". Being a guy, I do that whole video game thing. Sometimes maybe a little too much as I think I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome, which greatly affects my masturbation time :D Luckily a witch doctor friend of mine recommended soaking my hands for half an hour each night in equal parts of fish urine, blueberry jello, belly button lint, and jet fuel. So far that seems to help, until he sets the jet fuel on fire.
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My Interests

Volcom. Hurley. sports (to me a sport is any physical activity where there is a possibility of injury due to actual human to human physical contact). Soccer chicks rule!!!! music. going online.

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, Angelina Jolie, Katherine Heigl, Ellen Pompeo, Adriana Lima, and Carmit Bachar
Fucking not you though.

Music:

classical, opera, 80s, 112, 2pac, 50 Cent, Alkaline Trio, All American Rejects, AFI, Air Supply, Ataris, Amber Pacific, Autopilot Off, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, Boy Hits Car, Dropkick Murphys, Dead Kennedys, Eric Clapton, Flogging Molly, CKY, HIM, John Cougar Mellencamp, Notorious B.I.G., Jimi Hendrix, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Killarmy, Don Maclean, Madonna, Method Man, Nas, Nappy Roots, N.O.R.E., Nelly, New Found Glory, No Doubt, NOFX, Oasis, Sarina Paris, Story of The Year, The Ramones, Rufio, RZA, Simple Plan, Steve Miller Band, Sum 41, Senses Fail, Wu Tang, Yellowcard, Zebra Head

Movies:

Full metal jacket, KIDS, half baked, les miserables, blazing saddles, fear and loathing in las vegas, boondock saints, go, reservoir dogs, pulp fiction, shawshank redemption, breakfast club, happy gilmore, billy madison, office space, and any kevin smith movie

Television:

ESPN, adult swim, family guy, simpsons, chapelle show.

Books:

The Catcher In The Rye, The Giving Tree, The Da Vinci Code, anything by Kurt Vonnegut