Outside The Wall
Every breath we draw wards off
the death that constantly impinges on
us. . . Ultumately death must tri-
umph, for by birth it has already
become our lot and plays with its
prey only for a short while before
swallowing it up. However, we con-
tinue our life with great interest and
much solicitude as long as possible
just as we blow out a soap-bubble as
long and as large as possible, although
with the perfect certainty that it will
burst.
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Top Ten Reasons Geometry Wars Is Better Than Sex
10. When you want to play Geometry Wars with someone, you don't have to pretend you're not an asshole.
9. The boom of detonating black holes in Geometry Wars hides the sounds of the shadowy man masturbating from your closet.
8. The wet spot left by Geometry Wars is less of a bio hazard.
7. Before you get to it, you don't have to pretend to be interested in Geometry Wars and what the stupid girl who works next to her did.
6. It's not impolite to share your Geometry Wars scores with a room full of shirtless, high-fiving men.
5. If I can get real for a minute, my girlfriend cheered louder when I broke 1.6 million in Geometry Wars than the time I allllllllmost brought her to orgasm.
4. Geometry Wars only costs five dollars. Sex can cost up to thirty.
3. No one ever stops in the middle of Geometry Wars to start crying.
2. Vin Diesel.
1. You can play Geometry Wars even when you're not drunk.
top 1 reason why the above statement is void
1. J♥ckie
dont feed gurgles too much, now!
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