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jacob

I am here for Friends

About Me

Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

My Interests

art, organ music, nutrition, robotussin, movies, interracial-midget-clown-gangrape but tastefully done

I'd like to meet:

a stripper made out of gold

Music:

atmosphere, nine inch nails, danzig, the doors, tom petty and the heart breakers, pink floyd, skinny puppy, dean martin, dio, vandals, tsol, at the drive in, fear, black sabbath with dio, dead kennedys, alice cooper, tiesto, the minibosses, Nobuo Uematsu, green jello, bach, dvda

Movies:

four rooms, pleasantville, interview with the vampire, idiocracy zoolander, dream a little dream, old school, slackers, requiem for a dream, suburbia, lost and delerious, dumb and dumber, donnie darko, miller's crossing, the big lebowski, the godfather, goodfellas, repoman, pulp fiction, the cutting edge, strange brew, night at the roxbury, barton fink, not amelie

Television:

sanford and son, simpsons, family guy, strangers with candy, bussom buddies, dead like me, arressted development, ren and stimpy, upright citizen's brigade, moral oral, bleach, how i met your mother, battlestar galactica, clerks, married with children, clean slate, home movies, futurama, kenny vs spenny

Books:

no one gets out of here alive, wonderland ave, pilgrim's progress, junk, tv guide

My Blog

drunken style boxing

drunken style boxing, we had a three way fight drunken style it was awesome, straight out of the movies. marcos got owned.
Posted by jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fguktd.9 mk7

everything i touch turns to filth
Posted by jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

interesting except for the B

Find out yours... A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. B You are a rich bastard that gets girls cause they are gold diggers C You definitely have a partier side in you,...
Posted by jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sors--immanis

Haryuu no hanekata Veni veni venias Ne me mori facias aww very soon one winged angel my happiness abounds
Posted by jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST