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jamie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Nuclear Assault is my favorite band.

My Interests

SURFING.
Snowballing, developing software that develops it's own software, tatsnoos, cats principal nintendo chalmers, reading books in less than a day, pie rats, vintage club foot, drinking drano, ghetto slip-n-sludge, getting s8rd, eating anything that comes within arms reach of me EAT EVERYTHING!, ice cream tires clam cakes whatever, talking to gumby and getting monkeymouthed, doing the robot and crystal methamphetamine, ignoring those calls from Glenn Danzig. You are too short for me and I have a boyfriend!....BONKERS chewing gum and Rainbow Brite.

I'd like to meet:

a good reef break to get broken on.

Music:

REGGAY! I'm thinking of starting a band called RETARTED PIZZA! We would just sit there and eat pizza and mic it.

Movies:

Chitty Chitty Gangbang and C.H.U.D.

Television:

is kinda like AIDS.

Books:

Vonnegut (Galapagos, best of all). Neil Gaiman (American Gods - thank you L). Palahniuk - all of him. Tom Robbins. I collect creepy religious Pamplets. The side of Cereal Boxes. I like ballistic plastic. I'd rather just sit there and get totally fucking latered.

Heroes:

the SBFC and the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee, may you rest in peace.

My Blog

what a joke

my life is!
Posted by jamie on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Theres a mudslide behind me!

Really, the rains in LA have started mudslides in the neighborhood behind me. I didn't even know til my mom called from Mass. and told me. A little bit of pathetic fallacy for you (if I remember my li...
Posted by jamie on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:27:00 PST

LA is EXPENSIVE

Oh really? Thanks for telling me, every other person I talked to on the way out here. But take one moment to look in my pictures at the awesome 71 VW I bought for 50 bucks. You can't see my hand right...
Posted by jamie on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:52:00 PST

Hello LA.

Where else can you walk into a bar and the only patrons are 3 pirates? Not shitty-drug-store-eye-patch kind of pirates, but full on Pirates of the Caribbean rum swillin' mateys? I showed them my ...
Posted by jamie on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:47:00 PST

Goodbye Providence.

To all the people I haven't said goodbye to, to all those I have and to the general 401 area code: I will miss you, even though I really want to leave you. Thanks for everything: the good seafood, the...
Posted by jamie on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:07:00 PST

"thats kina ignant!"

the word is ignorant and if you can't pronounce it, you fat-ass-fupa-draggin'-wearing-your-boyfriends-wifebeater-bec ause-you're-too-fat-for-yours-dollar-store-herringbone-weari ng-biatch, then get the ...
Posted by jamie on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

death by owl?

i just finished watching 'an inconvenient truth' - which i've been trying to finish for weeks. whatever your personal views are on al gore, you have to admit that the man is quite skilled at presentin...
Posted by jamie on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:44:00 PST

Q: Who stays up til 8am playing Magic the Gathering?

A: Guys who can't get laid or dont like to get laid.I hate my fucking roomates.
Posted by jamie on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:02:00 PST

because im an awesome sandwich, thats why!

its great out here. i should seriously start counting down they days til i move. ive only been in LA 2 days and im hooked. fuck a new england. what more will i need than a boy, a cat, a dart and a sur...
Posted by jamie on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST

my friends put the 'best' in breast!

for serious - to everyone who posted here yesterday and everyone who came out to decatur last night, fucking thank you! you really gave me the best b-day ive ever had. ever. i love you guys so much. x...
Posted by jamie on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:48:00 PST