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Thesaurus Rex

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About Me

i won't get out of bed for less than $10,000. i'm too cool to act my age. in my free time i enjoy ignoring. i'm 99% ridiculous. i'm always down for learning. i am some sort of self-deprecating egomaniac. i'm fiercely loyal to my friends, so don't fuck with them. the general section should make most of my interests apparent, but in case of you being a dolt, all you really need to know is that music is pretty crucial.

My Interests

i like the following, in no particular order (with the exception of the first two, which are always first): my cats, my boys, drummers, liquor, PBR, reading, museums, videogames, modesty, dirt, rain, mud, vintage/thrift shops, polka dots, houndstooth, herringbone, hating summer, thunder, lightening, holy shit storms, roadtrips, ignoring, flappers, zombies, stickers, band patches, swooning at my hot guitar, james dean, bettie page, dita von teese, betsey johnson, heatherette, david lachapelle, the mob, mob bosses, gangsters, gangstas, avoiding, sleeping, bags, masters of the universe, photography, photos, shoes, watching old couples look cute, the 20's/30's/40's/50's, sailor jerry, the colors brown/green/yellow/teal/gray, learning, feeding ducks, classic cars, swinging at the park, burlesque, playing soccer with my cat, watching old/horror/b-movies/indie/foreign films, going to wyoming to buy beer and blow up dolls.

I'd like to meet:

exene cervanka. stacey london's shoe collection. fans of brittanie and her band of rebels. people who can spell and know how to use proper grammar. people who know the difference between there/their/they're and your/you're.

Music:

Now Playing.
MINISTRY! MINISTRY! MINISTRY!


Movies:

addams family values, amelie, american beauty, american history x, american psycho, anatomy, anchorman, best in show, blood in blood out, boondock saints, breakfast club, bubba ho-tep, carnival of souls, cecil b. demented, crybaby, dead alive, the decline of western civilization, donnie darko, dumb and dumber, edward scissorhands, ed wood, empire records, the exorcist, fast times at ridgemont high, fear and loathing in las vegas, ferris bueller's day off, fight club, frailty, garden state, go, hard core logo, igby goes down, james dean, kansas city, the misfits, my dear secretary, mystery science theater 3000, napolean dynamite, the nightmare before christmas, night of the living dead, office space, party monster, pretty in pink, princess bride, requiem for a dream, resevoir dogs, run lola run, run ronnie run, rushmore, secretary, scarface, seven year itch, shawshank redemption, sixteen candles, slc punk, snatch, soho square, surburbia, texas chainsaw massacre (original), wet hot american summer.

Television:

when i'm not sleeping, i like:
Scrubs and fucking Robot Chicken.
Theda Bara

Bela Lugosi

Books:

Currently reading: Our Band Could Be Your Life by Michael Azerrad.

Heroes:

"Pedestals are for statues and vases."

My Blog

Actions really do speak louder than words.

Dear Acceptance and Tolerance, Nobody knows what you stand for anymore. Sincerely, Brittanie
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:21:00 PST

It's always sunny in philadelphia.

A- AREA CODE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW: 801, and i'm done representing that one. B- BIRTHDAY: month three, day sixteen, year of eighty-six. C- CURRENT CRUSH: charlie and the greaser kid who i've renamed, a...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 06:30:00 PST

congratulations ME on putting two and two together!!!

this morning my hetero soulmate, kittie, ran out of medicine. as some of you have heard, she has come down with a terrible illness called strep throat. THE DAMN! (first i get bronchitis, then she ...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the end of every rainbow.

the other day i dreamed that i stole the ending to someone else's dream. i thought it was pretty bitchin'.
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vaseline McShutthefuckup!

i detest holidays. majorly. so it's only natural that i hate easter a lot. or maybe holidays hate me instead. that'd probably be for the best considering i have a lot of hate on my plate right now. da...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

everyone needs a little devastation.

-i still have fuckin' bronchitis. -my nose is peeling from blowing snot out of it all freakin' day. -i have a big owie(yes, owie) on my nose and it's right in the middle. -my lips are chapped as fu...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bronchitis victims of the year!

turns out my birthday party was a success. i was worried early in the week but friday night came around and my friends all came. well, most of them did. the majority had bronchitis, including me, and ...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As it turns out, he doesn't like trance...he likes boats.

idiot pilot happened to be everything i had hoped for and more on friday night. me and kittie with our impeccable late-to-everything skills ended up showing up to the show right as they were doing sou...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

breaking faces since 1986.

yeah, word down the street is i ruin lives. (this is literally word down the street.) could i feel any better right now?! the answer comes next week, but i'm sure you know how i feel. especial...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

will it (n)ever end?

-emo shags -long(er) hair -girl pants on boys -people contradicting themselves -hypocrites -butterfly tattoos -white trash rose tattoos -cocky bastards -vain people i hate it all. and all...
Posted by Thesaurus Rex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST