Im backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! |
Sorry about slackin' on the blog. But, I have a really good excuse. I didn't want to do it. Oh what a summer it's been. Of course it starts in Dogville. We adop...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:01:00 PST |
Happy Cinco De Mayo and Con-Man-ulations! |
Just like St. Patrick's day, we say "what is the origin of Cinco De Mayo?". Then when somebody starts to tell us, we get bored, and yell, "whatever, get me another drink!". Wanna hear a so...
Posted by Jim on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:43:00 PST |
Free ringtones and iPod to the first 1,000 readers of this blog |
Not really. Just teaching you a lesson that if it's free on the internet, it's a scam. And while I'm at it, let me hit you up with other free advice.-Wait a half hour after eating to go swimming-cat...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:08:00 PST |
Just short, wide right, no goal! |
So maybe I’m drawn to them. Or, maybe I am the problem? My teams come up short. Let’s run down the short list.My pee wee league hockey team (Union Concrete) in Western new York came...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 03:01:00 PST |
why the hell do I even have one? |
A dishwasher. I think I'm gonna sell mine on Criagslist. "5 years old, never been used." It seems that everything we buy can't be washd in the dishwasher. Come on. I understood...
Posted by Jim on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST |
music artists needed and a Magic miracle? |
First, I'd like to thank all those who responded to me so kindly about Magic (my dog with cancer) who also happens to be racist.The great news is he's doing quite well. The doctors don't know w...
Posted by Jim on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:30:00 PST |
my dog is dying... and he might be racist |
So many of you have heard the virtues of my dog, Magic. He's a retired greyhound and the best dog ever. Late this summer he woke me up in the middle of the night in pain. When I too...
Posted by Jim on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 08:32:00 PST |
the great wasteland of customer service |
Issue 1: The McDonald's Red Box SUCKS!!!The entire premise is wrong. First of all, it's like an ATM. Only one person can use it at a time. Wait, that's wrong. Only one fa...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST |
I can't say no! |
So about 2 months ago, a young person rings my doorbell and tells me how someone will let her out of the ghetto if I'll buy a magazine subscription from her at just 8 dollars above the newsstand price...
Posted by Jim on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST |
and now the other things |
Happy Father's Day to all fathers. Not to guys who procreated, but those who make an effort to be good fathers. My wife says I'm a good Dad, but you always have to wond...
Posted by Jim on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:50:00 PST |
