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Milne

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About Me



My Interests


I like... walking, screaming at the perfect moments, jagermeister (even though its the devil),John Cusack, CSI, paper airplanes, Loud music, the Sopranos, burnt popcorn, M. Night Shyamalan, going to shows, Crispin Glover, lightning, the golden girls, Bill Hicks, laughing so hard I cry, shitty dudes, Bubbles, my kitten, coloring on myself, and on other people when they're sleeping, vampires, sarcasm, chocolate milk, fresh clean sheets, Stephen Lynch, haribo gummi bears, Billy Zane, the smell of the ocean, hot showers, beer, not wearing shoes, my bed, kelly clarkson, aqua teens, flower picking, biting, being bitten, makingout, nipple rings, Love maynard james keenan, 67' camaro's make me wet,

full moons, meteor showers, jumping in puddles, Bettie Page, duct tape, making wishes, Alex Grey, Caia Koopman, ribbons, and god bless Lilli St. Cyr... Dont like... LIARS, being ignored, when anyone snaps to get my attention, ignorance, stupid fuckin bitches, doing dishes, thunder, shitty dudes, bugs, fish, crying, falling down, name dropping, finding full warm abandoned beers, waiting, crackheads, waiting, cigarettes in cans, junkies, hangovers, not knowing what love feels like, Christmas, Christmas music, celery, when people don't listen, spiders, paper cuts, being hung up on, an unemptied ashtray, boredom, being blown off, baby bellybuttons, turtle necks, being cold, warm beer...

I'd like to meet:

Maynard James Keenan, Daryll Palumbo, Tim Burton, Stephen Lynch, Dane Cook, "The Tourettes Guy", Andy Warhol, Jack Black, Bill Hicks, Jenna Jameson, Biff Tannen ...

You Are 28% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Music:



TOOL, Deftones, Misfits, BasicRockOutfit, Incubus, System of a Down, Killswitch Engage, Billy Idol, Product62, Decendents, Mindless Self Indulgence, Metallica, Slipknot, Fiona Apple, a Perfect Circle, Danzig, Tori Amos, Bloodstains, Sex Pistols, Paganini, Business, Lifehouse, Blitz, Outkast, The Vicious Bastards, Oneless, The Toasters, Sublime, Bob Marley, BloodforBlood, Taproot, Stevie Wonder, Darkbuster, Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Crash and Burn, Toxic Narcotic, Breathe, Him, George Clinton, David Bowie, NiN, Fallow, the Beatles, Chevelle, Flogging Molly, GlassJaw, Muse, Primus, Head Automatica, My Chemical Romance, Boston, Tom Petty, Synj, Violent Femmes, Kittie, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, Pat Benetar, CCR, Biggie, WuTang, Grave Diggaz, Trick Daddy, Ludacris, Queen, Sweetfist, Allman Brothers, Jimi Hendix, Al Green, Zippo Raid, Finch, Dropkick Murphys, the Doors, Chilli Peppers, JimmyEatWorld, Obie Trice, Haloburn, the Used, Otep, Madonna, Ramones, the Mars Volta, Cocksparrer, Sepultura, Pink Floyd, Sevendust, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Seether, Lovage, Mr Bungle, Faith No More, Screams of Erida, Billie Holliday, Led Zepplin, Madwack, Motley Crue, Bjork, Letterday, PureImpact, Hatebreed, Garbage, Discordia, Korn, Bad Company, The Police. you get the picture, pretty much everything.except creed, I hate creed....and Jewel...Jewel too.

Movies:


Labyrinth. Legend, Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Shaun of the Dead, Jesus' Son, A Life Aquatic, The Lost Boys [most any and every vampire movie], ScarFace, Slackers, A Life Aquatic, Closer, Garden State, Reservoir Dogs, Xmen oneAND2, Sleeping Beauty, Virgin Suicides, Boondock Saints,
Freaks-(Tod Browing), any Quentin Tarintino, Neverending story, White Oleander, Dr Doolittle [the one with rex harrison], Last Action Hero, Back to the Future, Nowhere, Heart and Souls, SLC Punk, American Psycho, Somewhere in Time, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Freaks, Pulp Fiction, See No Evil Hear No Evil, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Snatch, Thirteen Ghosts, Death Becomes Her, League of Extraordinary Gentleman, White Squall, Beetlejuice, Romeo + Juliet, Willow, Better off Dead, clerks, Bubbleboy, High Spirits, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Dragonfly, Shag, Cry Baby, Say Anything, Grosse Pointe Blank, Sixteen Candles, Hair, Drop Dead Fred, Goonies, The Legend of Billie Jean, Falling Down, Benny and Joon, The Shadow, Underworld, Dick Tracy

Television:



Books:



Heroes:



and this kid, right here....

My Blog

I guess I am.

Dude!.. You're 100% from Massachusetts! Dude!.. Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks... I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.How'>h...
Posted by Milne on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST

I guess I am.

Dude!.. You're 100% from Massachusetts! Dude!.. Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks... I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.How'>h...
Posted by Milne on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST

the LLAMA song

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Posted by Milne on Thu, 04 May 2006 11:01:00 PST

Dane Mutha Fuckin Cook!

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Posted by Milne on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:34:00 PST

DOUCHEBAGS RUN WILD!!!!

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Posted by Milne on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST

got slutness?

Which dysfunctional Barbie are you? Sorority Slut Barbie You're the Tri Sigma whore that every frat loser knows by name. You love your hot pink tube top and your blonde streaks glow in the blacklig...
Posted by Milne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ya fuckin wankas.

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?...
Posted by Milne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

adrien brody is fucking hot.

that is all.
Posted by Milne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.jenna is my homegirl.

You Are Jenna Jameson The ultimate porn starlet, known for incredible sexiness Not to mention the "Jenna Style" oral technique she invented You're a total sparkplug in the bedroom like Jenna L...
Posted by Milne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.damn.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-B...
Posted by Milne on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST