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Oh, the cleverness of me!

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About Me


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General, my interests are murder, music, mayhem, destruction, sex, mutilation, blood. Looking for elves. I'm a terran based in New York. I graduated college and live with my mova. I love to go boating and chill My hobbies are roller blading, playing on the computer drinking apple tea hanging out with my homies and lot's more. i cannot tell you not to make assumptions about me. i can, however, tell you that your assumptions will likely be incorrect. i am weird. i'm not gonna lie about it. weird is good. or so i'd like to believe. don't burst my bubble, bastard. "for every sprinkle i find, i shall kill you." - stewie (family guy) i guess i curse a lot. i won't apologize for it. just make a beeping nose for every swear word that slithers from this sailor's mouth. i eat lemons. straight up. warm water + lem.. yippee fuckin' skippee. i also drink a whole lot of green tea. i used to make fun of fobs (forgive me if you're offended) by doing the whole "peace sign" bit in pictures. now i can't fricken stop. someone save me. please? ~Keegan Sometimes I act without thinking American foreign policy scares the hell out of me I like the colour blue I wish for the best type of life. in all endeavors ring true and solid with the man who stalks babysitters. . . what's yours. . . nightmare on elm st.. . .why you wanna ask me out on a date ? . . why do you want to know my name ? ;D I'm a crazy dude that likes music across a broad spectrum. Willing to give anything a go once. Master of talking bollocks and getting drunk. Likes-pasta. Dislikes-Any meal that doesnt have pasta in it.

My Interests



Joey is whoa

Music:

Growing up my role model was killin ppl so I know, I would never be weak..
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Movies:

I like fishnet stockings with seams up the back and flannel jammies with Yoda and shit on them, dirty talk and biting. Ultra super bad-ass chicks who are fuckin' awesome. No low self-esteem cases. Also someone who makes 'real' marshmellows: using the sap of a marsh mallow. I'd eat them, not make them into peeps or Balrogs. Even though their Latin name indicates marsh mallows are useful for healing, you should be aware of the dangers of a marshmellow plant.Before we speak directly, I need to ask you a few questions. Have you done unusual lab work in protoplastic cell suspension, specifically any kind of transmembrane conducity and permiability diffusion? I'm looking for a for a woman whose pro-coefficence is greater than 10A minus 16 meters squared per second. If you're that woman, please submit some sample data in the response body of an e-mail to me. If I like what you write, we can meet. I promise you won't be disappointed

Television:

LIKE A WISE MAN ONCE TOLD ME IT'S 2 MUCH $$$MONEY$$$$ ON G.O.D.S. GREEN EARTH 4 U TA BE BROKE SO GET OFF YA AZZ IN DO SOMETHIN 4 MY LADIES QUIT LOOKIN AT DESE TRYFLIN NIGGAZ N LOOK PAST DEM R U'LL NEVA MOVE FORWARD!!MY NIGGAZ IF U GOT A MOUF AND CAN STILL C IT SHOULD BE NO REASON U AINT SEEIN NO P.A.P.A.. GOD DAMMM!!!!IMMA COUNSLER CONSTRUCTIONEER DA WAY I BUILD U WEAK MINDS UP!!!!MOMS GAVE ME DA HARD HAT!!!! YA DIG???

Books:

What, you mean this isn't normal for me? Either I'm damn good at hiding this or I spend a lot more time than I like to think Lost in my head Angst may be fashionable these days, but I'd much rather be a happy geek

My Blog

Training

The slave knelt naked before her Master with her head bowed as she listened to HIS words. "Your training begins today, cunt. You will be stripped of everything you think you are and everything you'v...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:10:00 PST

Grocery Store Etiquette

On the way home this evening, I stopped by the grocery store to pick up some milk. Just a single half gallon carton of milk. Even with express lanes, I ended up in line behind a middle-aged woman with...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:38:00 PST

My Feelings on Interpersonal relationships

Relationships are fucking traps. What's the point? Why would I want to get involved with someone on the off chance that I might spend the rest of my life with them for some reason? Sure, you feel happ...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Hood Recreation

In the ghetto, that esprit of carefree leisure is palpable in just about everything you do. You see it in the corner bodega, where day-after-day the old men relax so hard they challenge the very defin...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:34:00 PST

Ghetto Chinese Spot

The Ghetto Chinese Spot (GCS) is a culinary institution that transcends race, cultures, and partisan politics. If you need cheap (Go Democrats!!), like your Chinese highly Americanized (Go Lucy Liu!!)...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:31:00 PST

Memoirs of a Hoe

This week I decided to watch "THE MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA" a.k.a "THE MEMOIRS OF A HOE." This film in which I was watching after drama wit friends I gave in. That don't make me no punk. Its...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:26:00 PST

Tripped

You bitches look so stupidYou know what im fucking sick and tired of? Those stupid Jessica Simpson Crack Whore sunglasses the chicks are wearing now a days. You know the ones im talking about like the...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:14:00 PST

Needs

Have you ever wanted to kill someone?Don't you think pulling the trigger would be fun?Take them by the throat & squeeze out their life.Flay them alive.Run amok w/ a gun in hand.Blood spilling red ...
Posted by Oh, the cleverness of me! on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:10:00 PST