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miss plum

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About Me


when the moon gets this way there's a little blue jay by the newstand wearing red shoes"There was nobody that I liked because girls stink. They stink. They're evil. And they're all bad. They're backstabbers, like you!"

My Interests

pens, pin-ups, motor mechanics. miscreant, deviant and a holiday for the eyes.

I'd like to meet:

She-Ra, her unicorn Swift Wind and a swarthy man servant from the Crystal Castle.

Music:

yes. cochran and sheeley.the aislers set.the magnetic fields. calvin johnson. the handsome family. cat power. richard hawley. doom, gloom, nursery rhymes. girl bands.funeral music. most of all the happier times listening to classic gold, my dad at the wheel of our ford cortina.

Movies:

tom rubnitz commercials. films from the 1980's.

Television:

antiques roadshow.unless downhill skiing is on. i quite like listening to reactionary old wankers on TalkSport Radio.

Books:

tijuana bibles from the 1930's, viz.

Heroes:

pat benetar of course.

My Blog

notte bianca con dante alighieri e roberto benigni

notte bianca rome 2005. a night where everything is open, museums, galleries, bars, clubs, sports centres, chess club for the blind; transport is free, tourists are your friend and most of all, you ca...
Posted by miss plum on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:14:00 PST

a grave error by the british broadcasting corporation

antiques roadshow was missing from last nights televisual viewing. that particular devastation combined with the 2 hour stretch of sports personality of the year (the epic programme that went in it's ...
Posted by miss plum on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:43:00 PST

pens and words and pictures

  what is happening now. right now. 01st december 2006.   i am in issue 8 of Platforms Magazine. i have a featured article in 'Christmas Cartoon' which is actually called 'Dog Christmas'...
Posted by miss plum on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 06:41:00 PST

what david john plum said

"listen darlin, if you don't wanna come, you don't have ta come. The brides mother used to go out with glen hoddle and she's a right mouthy cow with funny tits and all the rest of it, so if I could gi...
Posted by miss plum on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:18:00 PST

oh bloody hell, Heartbeat

this morning i have realised my only serious ambition in life: to work it in an episode of Heartbeat. never mind the writing, drawing, stupid record playing nights, the slight excitement of one fan in...
Posted by miss plum on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:21:00 PST

last night in my dream

i dreamt of my two future children, vincent and ivy, and we went swimming. vincent, ivy, andrew and me with my friend christopher. we went to parliament hill lido. when we were done swimming we ate in...
Posted by miss plum on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST

bobby mcferrin & randy vanwarmer

you can't always get what you want.for instance: snopes.com has just confirmed to me that bobby mcferrin, legendary happy sprite, composer and singer of that bouncy little ditty 'Don't Worry Be Happy'...
Posted by miss plum on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 06:30:00 PST

free-wheeling off the top of lurke st. carpark

this happened. two men or three perhaps, they stole a sports car from the top of lurke st. car park in bedford and put it into reverse by accident and drove off the top. crash landing. matt and neil s...
Posted by miss plum on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST

dancing at napa state mental hospital

------------------------------------------- now i have discovered the joys of youtube.com it will no doubt consume me for the next month or so. however, i very much doubt i can find anything to rival...
Posted by miss plum on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:06:00 PST

have you seen this person?

DEAR ALL To the fat lady on the tube this morning: You do not need all that food. You do not need to sly prawn crackers covertly into your swollen maw, whilst at the same time coveting the sausage rol...
Posted by miss plum on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 11:03:00 PST