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andrew

About Me

can't use this, it's the national health service, but can look at girls arses and wikkypeedonher. dont leave messages i won't get them. [email protected], no hawkers or irish

My Interests

pubs, going to bed early,and walking

Music:

Leonard Cohen, Glen Campbell, The Shadows, Scott Walker

Books:

Murikaymi and Betjeman

Heroes:

Adrian Mole. Peter Cook. Publicans

My Blog

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An old scouse playing the guitar on the train, a very beautiful song for a quarter to nine this morning. i recorded it thanks to those taiwanese phones "tonight we may not die,they'll be no dramatic f...
Posted by andrew on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:09:00 PST

If the world is these people that go mwah mwah

Going on the internet makes my heart hurt.My children won't have broadband until they are eighteen. Knowing my luck, they will probably have cerebal palsy. I will have to live in a pigsty to pay for t...
Posted by andrew on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 07:39:00 PST

i couldnt help myself

8.00 woke up erectly as usual. masturbated. ignored zachery.9.00 looked at all the sandwhiches on offer in Waitrose. Deliberately chose the one which zachery would like the least10.00. Bored. Threw Ch...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:19:00 PST

what

-this is funnier than a sunshine bus full of drunks.   The Needs split But Sugababes could benefit from it The Needs have split.The band, formerly known as Special Needs, have called it a day sa...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST

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------------------------------------------------------- where goes my Fraulein?  I might be in need of a nebulizer. going to do this ---------------------------------------------------------...
Posted by andrew on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 10:54:00 PST

only and also

Peter died , he had drunk rather too much too many times and a bit of a yellowey collapse on the porch .A fart's death. As soon as he had heard ,Dudley rushes over  to Pe...
Posted by andrew on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 05:20:00 PST

the slits

nothing under this tree so much this evening. did go as far as leaving out some milk. my grandad can put his dentures in it. Bullseye the family DVD game is shit. i smashed a twiglet in frustration. t...
Posted by andrew on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:51:00 PST

aaar

Tonight i'm going to jump off a mult-storey car park three times and bounce right over the top of it again. Then i'm going to be commited to an ayslum and the nurses will try and get a name out of me ...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:21:00 PST

Breaking news

I have become totally fucking addicted to Jungle Music, even though I realise it's little more than the newest and most underground fad. I heard some being played in Food City on Kilburn High Road. Th...
Posted by andrew on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:29:00 PST

cannon fodder

Rememberance Sunday.Will Listen To Two Ragged Soldiers. Please remember that the French were not cowardly in the first instance in 1940 ,and it was only actually twenty five miles of sea ,and the det...
Posted by andrew on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 06:14:00 PST