Laughing, animals, art history, sarcasm, anything Italian, maduros that are really sweet and mushy, and I really enjoy being barefoot (apparently even more so when I'm drunk). I don't like pickles, mushrooms, math, liars, and people who think they're really "deep" and "complex", because let's face it, you're really not.
Bill Clinton, Jack Handey, Howard Stern, Lil Jon, Jesus (not Christ, the churro man on the corner of 68th and 12th) and George W. Bush....so I can personally thank him for the tremendous job he's doing running this country.
Gregorian chants.
Edward Scissor-Hands, Pan's Labyrinth, Little Miss Sunshine, Old School, Office Space, Love Actually, The Exorcist, anything from Mel Brooks, and war movies.
The only good thing on TV is Paul Walker and he isn't even on a TV show.
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Ishmael, Marley and Me, In Cold Blood, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, A Tale of Two Cities, The Phantom of the Opera, and The Da Vinci Code.
Bill Clinton and your mom