My name is Laura.
I be this person:
Although quite often I wear silly hats, like this:
I'm a writer, a bassist, and an artist, all of epic proportions. Look at the evidence! One naff story published in a sociology book, and a song called Dave is a DJ (she isn't, or she is but I don't know about it. Whichever way, she wears loud shirts). I'm otherwise lazy, vain, don't like smells and I flail about without meaning to. I occasionally make hair extensions for people, and run Pink Pirate Hair from the comfort of my living room. Highly exciting stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
I also like to prat about with a camera, and I love writing both surreal and dark comedy. You can go to the Xird Image website to see some of that, but only in the future as I've only uploaded the first page or so. You can admire my website skills thus far, though.
My grammar is abysmal, as it should be. I also have a habit of muddling words right up. It's the true essence of me in electronic form.
If you want to read my ever-fascinating blog, you'll have to go over to my livejournal and comment to be added, what with it being friends only and all. If you haven't got one then you're a fool.
