Xiao Cao ~RaRa~

i suppose its because the world is so hard to understand that i prefer to remain oblivious and lead a simple hollywood style life with my fourteen dogs, eight macaws, three story house on mayfair (with four houses and a hotel), and many many many pieces of paper that im sure are currency. i suppose one may wonder why i regress myself into a world made out of cardboard and houses made out of plastic...well maybe im really some kind of metal hat...gawd knows why i would own any houses if i was though....and maybe its just a defence mechanism, a way of dealing with the situations i find threatening in this world.......or maybe...just maybe......im a crackpot biker junkie whore locked up in some asylum with, quite frankly, nothing better to do.
in my spare time i enjoy making up various new rules to the game, and like graffiti-ing the small plastic houses and kidnapping the dog....i stole the dagger from the cluedo board to hold up the water-works therefore i have tons of cash, and now own the bank. i sent the ship directly to jail...it did not pass go. the boot however did....and i stole the two hundred pounds with the help of reverend green.
i have an odd sense of humour. but it serves me well.
me being kirika...good times...good times
yorkshireman dajve and jeordie starchild in:
Massive Marrows: the back room battle.
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