Admiring Our Own Work |
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film an...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 01:10:00 PST |
Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate |
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebo...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:09:00 PST |
Inspirational |
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely u...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:28:00 PST |
The Princess |
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything sh...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 03:23:00 PST |
Note to Wife |
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST |
The Power of the Human Mind |
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset ...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:28:00 PST |
Court Talk |
The following excerpts were taken from Disorder in the American Courts, a book published by court reporters detailing actual, word-for-word transcripts from true cases.ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:14:00 PST |
The Cop and the Kid |
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"T...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST |
The Glove Joke |
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note ...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST |
Relationship secrets |
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman w...
Posted by Adam K Denny on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:34:00 PST |
