I have a twisted sense of humor. Some people laugh at my jokes only because they don't know what else to do, but I think I'm funny.
I love to explore; new places, new tastes, new culture, new people.
I'm learning to slow down, to pay attention to and enjoy the simple pleasures in life; although, I haven't mastered it yet.
I'm a total dork when no one's looking.
Preston Likes
Laughter
Romantic dates
Honesty
Great sex!
Fine wine
Shoes
Music
Cursing at tourists
Exercise
Sleeping
Average sex
Starbucks
Concerts
Photography
Shopping
Clubs
Theater
Movies
Cheap wine
Extreme sports
Sailing
Reading
Traveling
Preston Dislikes
War
George W. Bush
Haterz
Fakerz
Rudeness
Obnoxiousness
Arrogance
Slow drivers
Body odor
Traffic jams
Dishonesty
Insensivity
Stalkers
Adults who whine
Cruelty
Speeding tickets
Wiggers
Snobs
Pushy people
Cheese in a can
George W. Bush
I'm interested in meeting people who are passionate about what they do, have a unique perspective to share, can make me laugh, and have naughty streak of their own. The Celebrities
Abram Boise Andy Roddick Anne Robinson Anna Nicole Smith
Ashton Kutcher Ben Affleck Carmen Electra Christiano Ronaldo
Billy Joe Armstrong Gwen Stefani Halle Berry Jason Mraz
Jesse McCartney Justin Timberlake Karshner Triplets Kathy Griffin
Lisa Marie Presley Margaret Cho Missy Elliot Nicole Richie
Oprah Winfrey Paris Hilton Ryan Carnes Ryan Cabrera
Sharon Osbourne Stephen Coletti
A Home at the End of the World, Angels & Demons, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Joy of Chickens, The Lovely Bones, Nuclear War: What's in it for you?, Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality, Proceedings Of The Second International Workshop On Nude Mice (1978), Romance of the Gas Industry, The Sex Lives of Cannibals (a MUST read for those who travel), The Sunny Side of Bereavement, Teach Yourself Alcoholism, The Thermodynamics of Pizza, What to Say When You Talk to Yourself