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p®e$t0n

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a young, single guy trying to savor as much of life as I can.

I have a twisted sense of humor. Some people laugh at my jokes only because they don't know what else to do, but I think I'm funny.
I love to explore; new places, new tastes, new culture, new people.
I'm learning to slow down, to pay attention to and enjoy the simple pleasures in life; although, I haven't mastered it yet.
I'm a total dork when no one's looking.

My Interests


Preston Likes

Laughter
Romantic dates
Honesty
Great sex!
Fine wine
Shoes
Music
Cursing at tourists
Exercise
Sleeping
Average sex
Starbucks
Concerts
Photography
Shopping
Clubs
Theater
Movies
Cheap wine
Extreme sports
Sailing
Reading
Traveling
Preston Dislikes

War
George W. Bush
Haterz
Fakerz
Rudeness
Obnoxiousness
Arrogance
Slow drivers
Body odor
Traffic jams
Dishonesty
Insensivity
Stalkers
Adults who whine
Cruelty
Speeding tickets
Wiggers
Snobs
Pushy people
Cheese in a can
George W. Bush

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested in meeting people who are passionate about what they do, have a unique perspective to share, can make me laugh, and have naughty streak of their own. The Celebrities

Abram Boise Andy Roddick Anne Robinson Anna Nicole Smith

Ashton Kutcher Ben Affleck Carmen Electra Christiano Ronaldo

Billy Joe Armstrong Gwen Stefani Halle Berry Jason Mraz

Jesse McCartney Justin Timberlake Karshner Triplets Kathy Griffin

Lisa Marie Presley Margaret Cho Missy Elliot Nicole Richie

Oprah Winfrey Paris Hilton Ryan Carnes Ryan Cabrera

Sharon Osbourne Stephen Coletti

Books:

A Home at the End of the World, Angels & Demons, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Joy of Chickens, The Lovely Bones, Nuclear War: What's in it for you?, Oral Sadism And The Vegetarian Personality, Proceedings Of The Second International Workshop On Nude Mice (1978), Romance of the Gas Industry, The Sex Lives of Cannibals (a MUST read for those who travel), The Sunny Side of Bereavement, Teach Yourself Alcoholism, The Thermodynamics of Pizza, What to Say When You Talk to Yourself

Heroes:



My Blog

In Memory and Honor

..> IN THEIR MEMORY AND HONOR Ross AlameddineStudent - Age: 20MySpace Profile   Jamie BishopProfessor - Age: 35 Brian BluhmStudent - Age 25MySpace Profile Ryan ClarkStudent - Age...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

Attention MySpacers: A MySpace Precaution

My good buddy JC posted this in a bulletin and blog about a month ago now, and I meant to post it as well, but never got around to it. Judging from the amount of spam I am now getting from so many of&...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:52:00 PST

Ugly Rappers Need Friends Too!

This is an actual message that was in my inbox.  I find it amusing.  Especially that part that says "Please add me even if you don't like my music". BTW- I did listen to his single "Crunk K...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST

What will happen if a monster comes in your room?

What will happen if a monster comes in your room? Kids rock!
Posted by p®e$t0n on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

11 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE

..> ..> 01. There is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. It does NOT exist, so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. 02. To the people who have like 25,000 fri...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

Tweety Bird's Prayer


Posted by p®e$t0n on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:47:00 PST

Gas Prices


Posted by p®e$t0n on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:43:00 PST

Little questionnaire thingamadoohickey

Promised Josh I'd post this, so here ya go.... About You:1.  Name: 2.  Age: 3.  Fave Color: 4.  Fave Movie: 5.  Fave Song: 6.  Fave Band: 7.  Most Embarassing M...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 04:32:00 PST

Me Talk Pretty One Day

So, the other day I came across the profile of someone by the name of Tonya.  Although she is way older than the chicks I normally go for, I thought she was pretty cute and looked like a lot of f...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:41:00 PST

C Words

..::Another one from my pal Sunshine::.. WRITE a C WORD...... 0R ELSE TOMORROW WILL BE the W0RST DAY OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! just copy and re-paste it in a new bulletin/blog entry.. crotchless ~Presto...
Posted by p®e$t0n on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST