Napoleon Dynamite - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name's Napoleon. I live in Idaho. My best friend's name is Pedro and I have a girlfriend named Deb. I have skills in drawing, and I like to draw ligers, which are bred for their magical powers, and are pretty much my favorite animal.You can Google them.

My Interests

I like chilling with my friend Pedro, who has a sweet bike, a mustache, and is really good at picking up chicks. I also like drawing ligers and practicing my sweet dance moves.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who breeds ligers, and the man who made Chapstick.

NOTE:
DO NOT ask me to add you. I add everyone, so chill.
DO NOT ask me to join your group. I won't.
DO NOT send me messages. I don't read any of them.
DO NOT try to post pics. HTML is shut off.
DO NOT do anything else annoying.

Music:

The dance tape that LaFawnduh gave me.

Movies:

This guy wanted to make a sweet movie about me and my friends, but he stopped returning my calls for some reason.

Television:

I like watching the cooking channel.

Books:

Ligers for Dummies

Heroes:

My friend Pedro. He has all the sweet hookups.