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Tasty Pollen Vomit

Regretably Coherant, CEO for Slumberparty Security Unlimited LLC

About Me

I rock. Hard.

My Interests

The basic shit. Music, movies, a good fuck. Photography, video games, blah blah blah. Making really long sentances for self exploitation. and other shit.

I'd like to meet:

The basic dead philosophical idealists, Yogi bear, Son of Sam, Spike Spiegel, Shuya Nanahara, Abe Lincoln, Hitler and others

Music:

GAH where to start? How about what I don't like. New school rap. Fuck Jay-Z, or Ma$e or whom ever. If i had to pick between best rapper ever, it would be a 3 way tie: Eazy E, Snoop dogg, Sir Mix Alot. I hate country music. Nothing more pathetic. If given the opportunity, i would kill all 'popular' trendy music stars. Example: Spears, Backhole boys, Nsuck, etc. I am midly against R&B. It's tollerable, cause i don't really pay attention to it. AND WHITE PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO WORLD MUSIC LIKE THEY CARE! I like good music. :) Kids with Headlice, Toys that Kill, Aesop Rock, Alice Cooper, Amon Tobin, Bad Religion, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bikini Kill, Bjork, Black Flag, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bob Marley, Bloodhound Gang, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Chiasm, Circle Jerks, CKY, Clutch, Craig's Brother, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Dead Poetic Death Cab for Cutie, Death in Vegas, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Dinosaur Jr., Dope, Dork, Down by Law, Dr. Octagon, Dust Brothers, Echo and the Bunnymen, Eek-a-mouse, English Beat, EPMD, Eric Clapton, Faith No More, Fats Waller, Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Flogging Molly, Frank Zappa, Front 242, Frou Frou, Fugazi, FSOL, Haste the Day, Helmet, Hepcat, Iggy Pop, Imogen Heap, Interpol, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Jesus Lizard, Jimi Hendrix, Joy Division, Kidney Theives, King Missile, Liam Lynch, Lords of Acid, Lynard Skynard, Mathew Good Band, Meat Puppets, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Morriseey, Motorhead, My Bloody Valentine, My Chemical Romance, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, New Order, NIN, Nirvana, NOFX, OP Ivy, Pavement, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Pinback, Pink Floyd, Primus, Queens of the Stoneage, REM, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, Reel Big Fish, Revolting Cocks, Richard Cheese, Ru36, Saosin, Saves the Day, Sevendust, Sex Pistols, Silverchair, Simple Plan, Slayer, Slint, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Static X, Stereolab, STP, Story of the Year, Sublime, Television, The Clash, The Cure, The Dandy Warhols, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, The Eels, The Flaming Lips, The Greatful Dead, The Guess Who, The Killers, The Minibosses, The Postal Service, The Rapture, The Smiths, The Specials, The Sundays, The Used, The Vandals, They Might Be Giants, Tool, Tori Amos, Tracy Bonham, Tweaker, Underworld, Unwritten Law, Vast, Velvet Underground, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Wesley Willis, Yann Tiersen, Zeromancer, and about about 8234 other bands/singers/etc.

Movies:

*list in the works*Memento, Fight Club, Labrynth, Legend, Snatch, Clockword Orange, The Hitchiker's Guide, The Holy Grail, The Meaning of Life, All View Askew productions, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Goonies, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Shogun Assassin, Hard Boiled, *I 3 CHEEEEEEBA. lol* Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, True Romance, Heathers, Napoleon Dynamite, Seven, Willow, Being John Malkovich, Dazed and Confused, Battle Royal, The Princess Bride, Reservoir Dogs, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Cemetary Man, Night of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Suicide Kings, Bubbleboy *for some strange reason*, Equilibrium, Requiem for a Dream, The Monster Squad, Trainspotting, The Wedding Singer, 28 Day's Later, Sin City, Love Actually, Natural Born Killers, Hero, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Office Space, Vanilla Sky, Swingers, Die Hard, more to come later.

Television:

Pretty much anything on Adult Swim. Alots of dvd collections. Futurama, Family Guy, Hellsing, damnit. fuck listing them all

Books:

I'm pretty 'well read' but I think these guys are my top aurthors: Douglas Adams, Stephen King, Chuck Palanuik, R.L. Savatore and Dave Berry

Heroes:

Heroes... eh?Hm.Wonderwoman for her nice hair, great legs, killer lasso, and invisible plane. Spawn for being black, and never running off with some one's vcr. The hulk, for being able to throw tanks. Hiromi for her undying odor. there's others, i think. Oh yeah. My mom, for giving it up on the first date and producing me from that experience

My Blog

Erode

Nothing's really eroding. It was just some word I read several seconds ago.  I am thinking of what to do, and thought I could waste time doing some horrible blog that updates those who care, on m...
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

Because I would rather post it here:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:*exploitive deleted*Birthday:EverydayBirthplace:the vaginaCurrent Location:::see above::Eye Color:meeh color, weeh colorHair Color:there color, blah blah la ti ...
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:56:00 PST

Oddly Enough part duex

FunFunFun.  I just spent 20 minutes typing this all out.  Now, feel more then free to view and tell me.... who the FUCK am I missing. *please note: This is just the stuff  I've sorted, ...
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 09:48:00 PST

Oddly Enough

After spending about 3 hours sorting, I've arranged all my music by band, with the exception of the bands that I have under 10 songs from. Total Band Folders created: 541 The oddness factor is simply....
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:43:00 PST

GWWWWWWWWWWWAR!

I've been without the internet for 6 fuckin months.  And now, on a weekend visit to the land of milk and bees, I find myself incredibly intoxicated and hogging austin's computer. ( Well, oddly en...
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:02:00 PST

!

this whole new format for the posts is fucking my shit all up   He asked me to move in with him.... At least I'd still be in the state. :S
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I didn't mean to fuck you

OMFG. I had typed out this lovely new update for you, and the INTERNET ATE IT.   ALL YOU ARE BLOGS BELONG TO US Hm... let me think.  Fuck going over what was eatten. There was a cute guy tha...
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Away

I've been away, for a while. Not from home But from mind and sight He's terminal Quality of Life Quality of Life I hope he goes peacefully On a kinda good note. I've got PUPPIES!!!
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Fable Experiance

they are here. an update may soon come
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Fable Experiance pt. 2

A short story By Meeh fable    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (fbl)n. A usually short narrative making an edifying or cautionary point and often employing as c...
Posted by Tasty Pollen Vomit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST