~ I was born in the former Soviet Union and from ages 3-7 I lived on a farm. We had a cow. And chickens. It was fun to chase them.
~ I don't have a mother. She walked out on me when I was 8. Though she wasn't really around before then either, she was always too busy out getting drunk/high/fucked by random people. Incidentally the lack of her is probably the psychological reason behind my preference toward women.
~ My grandmother calls me a curse from God and my father ignores me. The only ones that loved me in this family were my grandfather and my dog and they're both long gone. Needless to say I've not exactly grown to be a happy person.
~ I'm trying to move out. Aaaaany year now. It'd probably be a lot easier if I wasn't in so much debt that I'm considering filing for bankruptcy. If anyone feels like lending me $8,000 seriously, drop me a line, I can offer my soul for collateral.
~ I am thick. I admit it. I'm not a 5'10", 100lb, blonde-haired, anorexic Goddess. But I'm not a beached whale either and any physical imperfections that I have I make up for with a wry sense of humour and a down-to-Earth personality. Dammit.
~ I am probably one of the most open people you will ever meet. I talk to anyone about anything. I am always as understanding, compassionate and friendly as I could possibly be so strangers often feel comfortable approaching me about things they wouldn't normally discuss with anyone else. I don't judge. I just try to help.
~ I love everyone. Except racists, sexists, rapists, murderers, religious fanatics or arrogant/ignorant/close-minded people. Sorry. I'm not perfect.
~ I am currently working at Banana Republic Women in Soho at Broadway and Prince Street - please stop by to distract me from wanting to break my managers' faces in. Seriously, one of them is just asking for it lately, I'm going to learn how to drive just to run her over and then back up and do it again.
~ I have five psychological disorders. They are not severe or dangerous. In fact, they're no longer that uncommon among the general population. But no, I don't shoot up heroin to try to escape them so don't let them phase you, I hardly display symptoms.
~ I am ASEXUAL. As in I generally do not experience sexual attraction but am fully capable of developing emotional attachments. In layman terms - I love cuddling and kissing but I don't like fucking so don't bother contacting me if all you'll do is try to get into my pants.
~ If you're still reading this you're either very brave or very foolish but above all tolerant so you should probably drop me a line. =)HOT Myspace Layouts
